Make a Haiku about your car

[IDAFC21]

I had nothing better to do while I was sitting outside smoking my cigar

High RPM launch.
Real races start from a dig.
My trans just blew up.

Horizontal 4.
Also known as a boxer.
I love that rumble.

Its not pink damnit.
Its called cherry blossum red.
Why did they choose pink....

Six generations.
Six different redesigns.
Make up your mind please.

Why yes officer.
My spoiler is factory.
So is my hood scoop.
(i stole that one)


and go.

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[Spicy McHaggiz]

I had nothing better to do while I was sitting outside smoking my cigar

High RPM launch.
Real races start from a dig.
My trans just blew up.

Horizonal 4.
Also known as a boxer.
I love that rumble.

Its not pink damnit.
Its called cherry blossum red.
Why did they choose pink....

Six generations.
Six different redesigns.
Make up your mind please.

Why yes officer.
My spoiler is factory.
So is my hood scoop.
(i stole that one)


and go.

Done.

Glad we have the same cars

 

[IDAFC21]

touche

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

someone needs something to do on a friday night..... go find a lady friend

 

[IDAFC21]

why do i need a lady friend when i have your avatar?

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

tru tru......*be back in 5 *

 

[Mook]

u had to have stolen that from somewhere

 

[Fish]

Low RPM torque
Pushes me into my seat

Wild banshee-like scream
will make anyones knees weak

Suprise the hell out of that car
WTF just happened

Ohh shit theres a cop
Let off the gas and blend in

HAHA the other guy got pulled over
Love the built in stealth mode

Thats all I got. Fuck you if it dont rhyme or fit in. Took a whole 2 minutes to think of.

 

[IDAFC21]

u had to have stolen that from somewhere

only one i stole was that last one. the rest of em i made up

 

[IDAFC21]

Low RPM torque
Pushes me into my seat

Wild banshee-like scream
will make anyones knees weak

Suprise the hell out of that car
WTF just happened

Ohh shit theres a cop
Let off the gas and blend in

HAHA the other guy got pulled over
Love the built in stealth mode

Thats all I got. Fuck you if it dont rhyme or fit in. Took a whole 2 minutes to think of.

doesnt really follow the 5-7-5 format, but at least youre making an effort

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

im not even going to attempt

 

[Angus]

You laugh all you want
but I've got me a v6
and some laughing gas.


I'm racing that car?
Is it going to start yet?
oh, it's a mustang...

 

[IDAFC21]

nice

 

[Angus]

no one else?

 

[IDAFC21]

guess not.... its not that hard

 

[Buddy5791]

someone wanna make something up about my bonneville

im not creative enough

 

[Fish]

How come you have an 04 GP in your AV if you have a Bonne?? Just curious.