📰 Auto News Heated seats boil your boys

[Mook]

oh noes! my mini militia!

Heated seats can be just what the doctor ordered in the middle of winter, but if you're trying to pass on your car-loving gene pool, you may be better off freezing. Scientists studying male fertility have discovered that the proliferation of heated seats raises the temperature of your junk by a full degree Fahrenheit verses sitting in the car without artificially warmed seats. That's enough to cut your chances of reproducing, and it makes us strategically point a fan at close range just thinking about it. Even without electronically warmed seat bottoms, guys that sit in the car for long periods of time raise the temperature of their man parts by a couple degrees above optimal sperm-making levels. Hmmm, just typing "above optimal sperm-making levels" makes us a bit queasy. The cure? Turn off the heated seats, wear boxers, and don't sit in the car for too long at once. OK... lets talk about something else.

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[Fish]

Im gonna turn my heated seats on in the summer time now.

 

[EmersonHart13]

Me too, I always joke about that when I use my laptop, and the girl hates it!

 

[Yaj Yak]

Me too, I always joke about that when I use my laptop, and the girl hates it!

she wants you to have a kid?! (like right now... )

 

[EmersonHart13]

No, she is afraid I will have boiled all of them off, I mean ALL of them.

 

[02DyeFour]

heated SEAT ftw

 

[Yaj Yak]

No, she is afraid I will have boiled all of them off, I mean ALL of them.

your nuts or sperm? haha... your body keeps making sperm... so you might be down a lil bit for a while... but theyll come back... while i was in highschool.. in bio class (at a catholic highschool nonetheless...) we were learning about an experimental contraceptive where dudes basically boil their balls for 10 minutes each day and it kills all the sperm... and reduces their sperm count to something ridiculously low like 7. and then when theystopped a few weeks later... their counts returned to normal.

 

[EmersonHart13]

Well that is good to know! I am going to let her know that I will be good down the road and she can stop pestering me!

 

[Ron Vogel]

Wife is pestering me for #4


As of now my official response to her and her family is it's conditional asl long as I get to perform a dirty sanchez.



I may have to rehook up my heated seat to be safe though.

 

[Mook]

 

[Euro]

heated seat ftw

 

[Primalzer]

number one way to not get pregnant: sex in the hot tub with a clown watching. It's a scientific fact

 

[IDAFC21]

nevermind heated seats, i wanna know what happens when i get in my car at the end of the day and rest my coin purse on a 120 degree leather seat. must be like an atom bomb going off in there. total annihilation

 

[slowchevy]

nevermind heated seats, i wanna know what happens when i get in my car at the end of the day and rest my coin purse on a 120 degree leather seat. must be like an atom bomb going off in there. total annihilation

LOL

 

[bluzohh6]

you don't need your boys anyways

 

[skeezer]

dirty sanchez ftw

 

[bluzohh6]

SI! ! !

 

[slowchevy]

i'm gonna heat my sperm then let loose on your face. watch out.

 

[MuffHugger]

i'm gonna heat my sperm then let loose on your face. watch out.

 

[slowchevy]

 

[slowchevy]

i will give new meaning to "i'm gonna blow a steamy hot load on your face."

 

[IDAFC21]

enough.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

heated seat ftw

wrong; heated seat FTL.

heated seats FTW.

 

[slowchevy]

but it's summer, my seats heat my load more than the heaters ever could.

 

[Burtonrider10022]

wrong; heated seat FTL.

heated seats FTW.

sooo.... what does FTL and FTW mean???

ive NEVER seen the exlination for those