3800 god was busy

[Turbocharged400sbc]

God Was Busy

A United States marine was attending some college
courses between assignments. He had completed
missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses
had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member
of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came
in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God,
if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It
got down to the last couple of minutes when the marine
got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

The marine went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned
and sat there looking on in silence. The professor
eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with
you? Why did you do that?"

The marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today
protecting America's troops who are protecting your
right to say stupid things and act like an
ass.................
So, He sent me."

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[07gxpgray]

Damn right!!!

 

[Royalgtp]

Anyone ever see the Dane Cook segment on the Atheist!!!!!!!

Funniest joke ever! :lolsign:

 

[Fish]

LOL. Awsome joke.

 

[Kyle]

how christian, believe what I say or I'll hurt you.

wait isn't that what we're supposed to hate about Muslims?

 

[Fish]

how christian, believe what I say or I'll hurt you.

wait isn't that what we're supposed to hate about Muslims?
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Muslims and christians are 2 different animals with different beliefs. AFAIK, we dont go around killing muslims or their innocent because they dont think the same. Kthxbye.

 

[Kyle]

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how christian, believe what I say or I'll hurt you.

wait isn't that what we're supposed to hate about Muslims?
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Muslims and christians are 2 different animals with different beliefs. AFAIK, we dont go around killing muslims or their innocent because they dont think the same. Kthxbye.
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are you sure about that? really sure?

Do a little historical research that isn't the bible and you'll find a different scenario.

Knocking someone down because they believe differently then you is nothing more then the much smaller yet first step to being ok with killing someone for the same reasons.

 

[Sinister Drag Designs]

very true kyle

 

[Fish]

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how christian, believe what I say or I'll hurt you.

wait isn't that what we're supposed to hate about Muslims?
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Muslims and christians are 2 different animals with different beliefs. AFAIK, we dont go around killing muslims or their innocent because they dont think the same. Kthxbye.
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are you sure about that? really sure?

Do a little historical research that isn't the bible and you'll find a different scenario.

Knocking someone down because they believe differently then you is nothing more then the much smaller yet first step to being ok with killing someone for the same reasons.
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I understand that there were the crusades and shit like that, however this is 500 years later. Mankind (some of it) has evolved. Yet the stone age sand dwelllers have not. So they fly planes into our buildings and kill our innocent.

This is one topic I wont debate. I dont give a shit what religion you or anyone else believes in. However I wont knock it believe it or not. Your all hung up over a joke. Sucks for you.

 

[framos242]

:lolsign:

 

[Fish]

Hate to keep talking about this...but I want to know what exactly christianity does like this...

British teacher Gillian Gibbons has been found guilty of insulting religion for allowing her Sudanese students to name a teddy bear Muhammad. She was sentenced to 15 days in jail.

Defense lawyer Ali Ajab announced the verdict today at the end of her one-day trial, Reuters reports. He told the Associated Press he disagreed with the result. ''I feel this is very serious and very unfair,'' he said.

Gibbons could have faced 40 lashes and six months in jail. The head of her defense team, Kamal al-Jazouli, said the result was "not bad."

The incident sparked outrage by religious conservatives in Sudan, with members of Gibbons' defense team receiving death threats.

"I am threatened, that's why I'm carrying a gun in court," said defense lawyer Abdel Khalig Abdallah, who during a break in trial opened his coat to reveal a revolver, according to the AP.

Gibbons will be deported upon her release.
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[thebullfrog]

Wow. I'm atheist and pretty much hate organized religion in general. But I thought that joke was funny as shit and I laughed my ass off. Best laugh of the day quite honestly. You guys really need to lighten up.

 

[Kyle]

this joke would be funnier if it were merely a joke.

but theres agenda, division is the entire point. it creates word associations.

athiest, aclu, marine, afghanistan, etc

completely unnecessary details to the joke, because theres intent.

think about it a little.

 

[Fish]

....

 

[Kyle]

go ahead fish

 

[thebullfrog]

Well true, that is a good point, and from that standpoint I do agree with you. On the other hand it was funny. I laughed. If you want to read any further into then go for it. But if it was put together that way for the effect you say, then talking about it in such a light and propagating debate over it just achieves that intent for the person who wrote it in the first place. Rather than go that route, I'd rather accept that it was humorous, any deeper intention aside, and move on with my life. The rest of you can argue about it all you want. /unsubscribe.

 

[Fish]

Your the same way when it comes to 9/11 shit kyle. Thats all Im gonna say. Im gonna leave this one be.

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

i believe humans were "planted" on earth to grow and be havested by aliens....religious zealots will be the new "veal" :lolsign:



the worlds view of us americans aside we have more pressing issues....like why our gov seems intent on sending us down the shit brown river with no paddle...



we need more tarrifs on imported goods...we are loosing too much of our manufacturing capabilities...