I am now at work investigating someone stealing a COOKIE. Not a laptop, not memory, not the new IPOD shuffle thats the same size as a BIC lighter, a GOD DAMN COOKIE. Not a box of cookies, ONE cookie. These warehouse workers make some of the best money I have ever seen,(for a warehouse worker) and they are risking their jobs for a cookie. This is truly amazing. I guess I can chalk this up next to the guy I busted for stealing coats.