Lynne and Tessa - Google Idol

[The Pun]

Lynne and Tessa rule!!!!

They do a bunch of Google Idol stuff and it fuggin cracks me up. Either that or I am just obessed with Lynne (the one with the big knockers).

Vote Here:
http://www.googleidol.com/webcam1.htm#Comp1

Homepage:
http://www.lynne-tessa.de/en/index.html

Barbie Girl:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5426933764767977068

This Love:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3216227001863945860

La Vida Loca:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4737009363216682221

Join Me:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6371129690799118387

Move your feet:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1802635667120263592&q=lynne+&+tessa

Get Down:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5924794489109427499

Don't Speak:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5255592736959288178

Tom Jones:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3409654074243865000

Yes, I am bored!!!!

Click to read more...

 

[Blood on Blood]

They crack me up... It appears Lynn is the better looking girl w/ the bigger boobs and whacky facial expressions...

Note to self, there are good looking girls in Frankfurt, Germany....

 

[frdtch05gt]

Those two are funny as hell, I voted for them. :biggthump

 

[cyac5l8trfcar]

lynne's a hottie! those 2 have nothing better to do but it's hilarious.

 

[Flyn]

Yum. What a couple of characters. Fun girls. :biggthump

 

[TaintedSnake01]

Yea shes a deffinate hottie. The spice girls video cracks me up!! The link to that video is on their homepage. Who wants to road trip to germany!! Hmm backpack across Europe?? Wait thats how Hostel started!!

 

[The Pun]

Yea shes a deffinate hottie. The spice girls video cracks me up!! The link to that video is on their homepage. Who wants to road trip to germany!! Hmm backpack across Europe?? Wait thats how Hostel started!!

I got dibs on Lynne

 

[Mr. Unknown]

I got dibs on Lynne

Dibs on Tessa!

Jeff you have a web cam fetish don't you.

 

[oldmodman]

Just like I always thought.

The good looking ones stay home.

The pigs become illegal aliens

 

[Blood on Blood]

I got dibs on Lynne

Tonight, I am flying out of O'hare, with a straight shot to Berlin. From there I am flying to Frankfurt....

Sorry boys, Lynne is for me....







Oh wait, I am married. hmmm, this might be tough one, d@mn them vows!!!!! :crying: :crying: :crying:

 

[The Pun]

Dibs on Tessa!

Jeff you have a web cam fetish don't you.

I do now!!!!

 

[Flyn]

I live in Frankfort. They live in Frankfurt. I should be able to milk that topic for long enough to get into their pants. Time to refresh the high school German.

Ah! Tessa und Lynne. Du bist sehr schon und hubsch madchen. Wir lieber machen, Ja? Naturlicht! Ich gehe zu Deutchland und fahren zu Frankfort mit mein Cobra. Wir lieber machen langsahme [sp?].

 

[Blood on Blood]

I live in Frankfort. They live in Frankfurt. I should be able to milk that topic for long enough to get into their pants. Time to refresh the high school German.

Ah! Tessa und Lynne. Du bist sehr schon und hubsch madchen. Wir lieber machen, Ja? Naturlicht! Ich gehe zu Deutchland und fahren zu Frankfort mit mein Cobra. Wir lieber machen langsahme [sp?].

Whatever he said and I will say what everyone is thinking, I would like to have a threesome with those two girls. Tessa is only average, but she may make up for it with freakish sexual experiments. Lynne, holy sweet mother of Jesus, we would only open the door to the bedroom for food and the newspaper.

Wait a minute, screw the newspaper, like there would be any time to read!!!!

Dave

 

[Flyn]

I live in Frankfort. They live in Frankfurt. I should be able to milk that topic for long enough to get into their pants. Time to refresh the high school German.

Ah! Tessa und Lynne. Du bist sehr schon und hubsch madchen. Wir lieber machen, Ja? Naturlicht! Ich gehe zu Deutchland und fahren zu Frankfort mit mein Cobra. Wir lieber machen langsahme [sp?].

Translation:

Ah! Tessa and Lynne. You are very pretty and good looking girls [unmarried]. We will make love, yes? Naturally! I will go to Germany and travel to Frankfort with my Cobra. We will make love slowly/for a long time.

 

[VenomInside]

Translation:

Ah! Tessa and Lynne. You are very pretty and good looking girls [unmarried]. We will make love, yes? Naturally! I will go to Germany and travel to Frankfort with my Cobra. We will make love slowly/for a long time.

I thought it said, I have cobra Now touch penis. I am sex machine.

 

[Flyn]

I thought it said, I have cobra Now touch penis. I am sex machine.

For some reason, they didn't teach me the German words for Penis and sex machine in high school.

 

[Mr. Unknown]

I thought it said, I have cobra Now touch penis. I am sex machine.

hahahahahahahahaaaa x10 hahaha x15 :headbang:

 

[VenomInside]

For some reason, they didn't teach me the German words for Penis and sex machine in high school.

well i guess my school was just a little bit more vulgar.. lol

 

[Mr. Unknown]

MAYBE LYNN AND TESSA HAVE THE CONTINUIM TRANSFUNCTIONER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[TaintedSnake01]

MAYBE LYNN AND TESSA HAVE THE CONTINUIM TRANSFUNCTIONER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

lol hahaha!!! :laughing2 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[The Pun]

MAYBE LYNN AND TESSA HAVE THE CONTINUIM TRANSFUNCTIONER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Dude, wheres my car?????

:laughing2 :lmao: :clap: