Vette $^%&%^&^%&^%*^*&^%*^%@!

VenomInside

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Ok.. what the hell is with vette owners.. seriously!! I was down in merrillville with susie and a couple of others and i went up to the new C6.. There was a guy in it.. [Crosseyed btw].. but none the less.. Susie asked him if he wanted to run on Rt. 30. and his reply was "no i dont want to embarass you".. I was like.. "M.F. loosen the damn bowtie from your neck and f'n think straight.. if anything, i would think that you would want to embarass me and show me whats what.. but no... GRRRRR [No offense ken]
 

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Flyn high again said:
A ZO6 will run you most of the time
Except for a Blue Z06 in Prestwick who will rev at you when you are making a left turn....then when you pull into the parking lot, bust a U-turn and get right on his ass he pretnds you arent there, even so much as doing 40 in a 50 and refusing to look to his left, until he bails back to Prestwick :rolleyes:

****
 

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hj16 said:
Except for a Blue Z06 in Prestwick who will rev at you when you are making a left turn....then when you pull into the parking lot, bust a U-turn and get right on his ass he pretnds you arent there, even so much as doing 40 in a 50 and refusing to look to his left, until he bails back to Prestwick :rolleyes:

****

Let's see... Famous Prestwick residents...

Gary Meyer. OK, I will say ***.

Dennis DeYoung from Styx. OK....

Bernie Mac. Uh oh, you're in trouble now, Hank. His people will be coming to see you. ;)
 

The Pun

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Most Vette guys think they are God. Some are cool but most think that they rule the road.

I took out an ole timer with a C-4 on I-88 one night last year. He gave me the "oh itz just a Mustang" look and I gave him the jump. I then proceded to rape the shit out of his Vette up until 120 or so. I slowed back down to 60mph and he drove by and acted like he did not see me. I love doing that shit since my old 93 5.0 got beat up on by a bunch of LS1's back in the day.

FYI - I got a buddy with a beat up old 94 6spd Vette with 90k and a Vortech on it. He thinks he can take me out, the thing is totally roached out and built real Mickey Mouse. The thing has not run in years and he just got it back on the road. I can't wait to beat the piss out of that thing in the spring. I will make sure it is on video or I have a few of you guys at the track to witness.
 

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hj16 said:
With saying "no i dont want to embarass you" he instead of saying no thanks, bitched out while trying to make his penis feel larger.

If you dont want to run, just say no thanks, or I dont street race...that simple

Exactly.. i would have said, ok cool.. but he had to be a dick about it.. grrr. We should just have a cobra vs vette shootout.. :D
 
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Hey, I have friends in Prestwick.

I seen alot of "first" in Prestwick

* House with two kitchens.
* Electric heated drive way.
* Porno movie on video tape. ( whats a video tape? Of course that was 1973.)
* A boob job. again in 73.
* The best garbage in the world is at the curb!

jpatte
 

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John, If we tried to garbage pick Prestwick, I bet the Frankfort cops would be there within minutes. I got some dirty looks when I drove through there when we were looking for houses and I was in my wife's beat up minivan. :rolleyes:

Lyle, I don't think you're crazy.... I know you're crazy. LOL! That Vette didn't have a prayer.
 

Wharf Rat

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There are a lot of people on the road in fast cars that are not car people, but they have a shitload of money to burn and buy cars for status. :rolleyes: Good luck getting them to run or have them comprehend that spending 40-50k doesn't mean they are the fastest car on the planet.

So, we have talked about Prestwick, ****, and vette owners in this post. How many days till we get a new member named....

prestwickvette
vettefag
mayor@prestwick

etc. that joins and bitches at us in this thread for disrespecting.

And John, I have only seen 2 of your 5 firsts. (Luckily porn on tape and boob jobs).
 

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Mike, I don't take offense! The same thing happened to me before when I bought my first '03 Cobra. I asked a guy in a c5 if he wanted to run.. He told me he didn't want to waste his gas for nothing and drove off. Obviously, he didn't know what the new Cobra was packing. So, I know that a large majority of Vette owners are jag offs with small penises. I am of course the exception to the rule. I have a large penis measuring in at 3.5 inches.. That's big right? Ha!!!! Anyway, I have nothing but respect for the Cobra's and loved owning the two that I had. I must tell you that I'm looking forward to the new Cobra. If it's anywhere near the runner the '03 and '04's were, I'll be driving one! That's a fact!!!! By the way, I'm looking forward to that race you promised me!! :dunno:
 

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HONBOY1 said:
Mike, I don't take offense! The same thing happened to me before when I bought my first '03 Cobra. I asked a guy in a c5 if he wanted to run.. He told me he didn't want to waste his gas for nothing and drove off. Obviously, he didn't know what the new Cobra was packing. So, I know that a large majority of Vette owners are jag offs with small penises. I am of course the exception to the rule. I have a large penis measuring in at 3.5 inches.. That's big right? Ha!!!! Anyway, I have nothing but respect for the Cobra's and loved owning the two that I had. I must tell you that I'm looking forward to the new Cobra. If it's anywhere near the runner the '03 and '04's were, I'll be driving one! That's a fact!!!! By the way, I'm looking forward to that race you promised me!! :dunno:

Yea.. lets do this.. and tape it too.. Where is a good place.. lets do it when it gets warmer out.. etc. Is it cool if angel comes with if he wants (UWISHU1) cause i still have to run his ass since last year..
 
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