10 Commandments

[blowerinabox]

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS


One day God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have some Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments? '
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested.'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have some Commandments. '

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have some Commandments.. '

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said,
'I have some commandments. '

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have some Commandments. '

'Commandments? ' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10..'

There, that should offend just about everybody .

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[blakbearddelite]

This thread will not end well.

 

[skeezer]

Not bad.

 

[Primalzer]

 

[DanJ]

As long as everyone is equally offended i think it cancels out.

 

[Angus]

i was offended, but then i saw others were offended too and laughed at those. I'm fine with it.

 

[greasy]

It is a joke, if people are offended they can grab some fuckin' tissues and diapers.

 

[greasy]

It is a joke, if people are offended they can grab some fuckin' tissues and diapers.

Oh wait..........my bad, I offended the babies now.

 

[blowerinabox]

Oh wait..........my bad, I offended the babies now.

And the elderly.

 

[slowchevy]

NICE.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

and people who just like pooping in their pants.

 

[blakbearddelite]

I'm not equaly offended. This joke needs some Polish bashing.

 

[Atomicles]

I'm offended that this joke did not offend me at all! I demand a joke that offends me!

 

[slowchevy]

I'm offended that this joke did not offend me at all! I demand a joke that offends me!

well.. what are you

 

[Atomicles]

well.. what are you

German mostly, lil bit of Scottish

 

[greasy]

How do you break a Polack's finger?

 

[slowchevy]

German mostly, lil bit of Scottish

that's kinda difficult.

FFFFUUUU

 

[slowchevy]

how come blind people shouldn't sky dive ?

- it scares the shit out of the dog.

 

[greasy]

How do you break a Polack's finger?

Kick him in the butt.

 

[slowchevy]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]How did the German army conquer Poland so fast?

A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
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[Angus]

German mostly, lil bit of Scottish

You stole my heritage line

 

[James]

I'm not equaly offended. This joke needs some Polish bashing.

+1
Needs white and asian bashing.