Would you rape a zombie (NWS)

[DEEZUZ]

Sitting here, watching Resident Evil.... Mike Epps just crashed his car due to staring at some strippers walking around with their titties all out and shit...

This is the apocalypse, no one you know is around anymore, your by yourself, you see your favorite porn star/friend's mom/or whoever else you've ever beat it to....

What do... You do?

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[VenomousDSG]

Double wrap it, then tap it.

 

[Blood on Blood]

Hell
No

Cold black slimey shit flowing out of its vagina. Nasty

 

[Flyn]

Risk > Reward

 

[Great White Drake]

Depends on the stage of their decomposition. I’ll bring a corpse back to life with this dick.

 

[DEEZUZ]

Well then morality kicks in and therefore I am out

 

[Eagle]

Depends on the stage of their decomposition. I’ll bring a corpse back to life with this dick.

Well played, good sir!

 

[DEEZUZ]

That's sig worthy

 

[VenomousDSG]

You people need jesus....

 

[1quick]

Probably would

 

[Mook]

 

[Chet Donnelly]

Why the hell not!

 

[Eagle]

Yeah you WOOD, [MENTION=5]Mook[/MENTION]!

 

[Eagle]

 

[Chet Donnelly]

I'd at least motorboat those titties!

 

[Eagle]

This thread is better with pics.

 

[Chet Donnelly]

 

[DEEZUZ]

Yes plz

 

[Chet Donnelly]

 

[Eagle]

Best zombie girl evar

 

[DEEZUZ]

Wait... Did I miss something on the season finale???

:worried:

 

[Sprayin]

As long as they're not trying to eat me.

 

[Flyn]

See, that's the problem. Could you really stick a much treasured appendage in a zombie mouth?

 

[Spivitz]

Would I bang a zombie....

No

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Plenty of good looking live women in resident evil, so no.