April Fool's Day 2017 Pranks - What did you do?

[Flyn]

Anyone pranking for April Fool's Day?

I put a sign on the coffeemaker telling users that the unit has been converted to voice activation and the buttons no longer work. Speak slowly and clearly into the microphone. Taped the sign over the buttons.

Best part is one of the other agents laughed when he saw it right when the bosses' wife was coming past. She looked in and saw the sign. I corralled her a minute later and she was laughing. Said it had to be the laugher who did it.

I said "Yes. Yes it was."

That was fun so I wandered around the office telling everyone he did it.

Monday should be fun.

I KNOW IT'S A DAY EARLY. MOST OF THE OFFICE DOESN'T WORK SATURDAYS.

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[Bob Kazamakis]

I got my wife nothing for her "birthday" because she's a liar. Longest running April fools joke

 

[importcrew]

Wasn't an April Fools prank, but there was a game (M.A.G.) where I told my brother in law that when you get shot and need a medic that you need to yell out for a medic so somebody can hear you. I said there was a mic and when he got downed, he was yelling as loud as he could for a medic.

I couldn't hold all that laughter. It was awesome making him make a fool out of himself. Lol

 

[Bruce Jibboo]

Told the rest of my subdiv we are getting 50% refund on property taxes

 

[Flyn]

Amazon Petlexa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdhxzqkvkZw

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

Showed up to work an hour late. Boss didn't think it was that funny

 

[Bruce Jibboo]

should have sent some elaborate email about resigning from the car parked outside, then walked in after it was read. APRIL FOOLS

 

[Flyn]

Trying to read the news today is aggravating. It's hard to tell which news stories are bad reporting and which are April Fool's jokes.

California cigarette tax goes up $2. News or Fools?

Rainn Wilson cast as Harry Mudd in new Star Trek. News or Fools?

Giant Oprah ship crushes Trump? News or Fools?

 

[Flyn]

PornHub has an "Automatic video sharing to your social media accounts" opt in message.

 

[Gamble]

I put it in the wifes butt....she didn't find it funny

 

[Vogz]

I put it in the wifes butt....she didn't find it funny

me too! She didn't find it funny either.

 

[guspech750]

Faked my orgasim this morning with my wife.

 

[BigJohnson]

Last three posts all must be April fools jokes. Everyone knows you don't get laid once you're married

 

[Kaeghl]

filled out VP's office with over 500 baloons since he was in myrtle beach on vacation and we were in the office conquering the world.

 

[MuffHugger]

did the 'ol dildo in the grill prank

 

[SMRTSS1]

Pregnant, hormonal wife + my sense of humor = no April fools pranks.

Because
A. I like being married
B. I don't want to be stabbed by pregnant hormonal wife (yes, she would do it too)

 

[Bruce Jibboo]

It's no longer 4/1, you can stop with A

 

[bimmer4life]

I did nada. But my kids thought it was funny to give me 3 Oreos. One was filled with toothpaste. Somehow it did not smell. And guess what ole dad ate?

 

[MS3Josh]

My wife told me she was pregnant. Turns out she actually is. She wasn't too thrilled with my initial reaction because I thought she was joking.

 

[RICH17]

My wife told me she was pregnant. Turns out she actually is. She wasn't too thrilled with my initial reaction because I thought she was joking.

She should've waited a day. Congrats tho!

 

[MS3Josh]

She should've waited a day. Congrats tho!

Thanks!
I'm not sure if she even realized what day it was. But it was definitely an odd day to share that information.