Ryan Close to KFC - Australia
Yesterday at 6:11am
Ay yo KFC what the fuck is this. My burger looks like a fucking bukkake video. I said "replace the spicy sauce with mayo" not "use all of the Mayo you've fucking got"
Who thought this was okay? Like which roasted toasted cooked ass cunt looked at this and said "yep, this is the best burger I've made to date" and then king hit the fucker with mayo.
WHERE TF IS THE CHICKEN ? I wanna look at my KFC the way I look at my favourite pornstar. Not a star who lost her looks 20 years ago and her dignity when she was 12.
I unwrapped this burger with the enthusiasm of a 12 year old who's gonna see real life titties the first time. But then I got fuckin hit with the look of going down on a 40 year old who wears leather pants to get her youth back.
KFC get your fuckin act together or we gonna have to square up under the big colonel himself.
