Our alien overlords are almost here

[Mook]

NASA Scientist Claims Alien UFOs Are Gathering On Saturn's Rings

According to a NASA scientist, the space agency is aware that Saturn is a massive breeding ground for extraterrestrials.

Yup, Saturn – only 746 million miles from Earth – is teeming with UFOs, apparently.

Dr Norman Bergrun, the former NASA scientist himself, said ‘living’ alien UFO spaceships have started multiplying at an alarming rate on the planet’s rings.

By ‘living’, Bergrun believes that these spacecrafts are capable of the essential functions of biological systems, like self-replication and self-maintenance.

The scientist, who has served on the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics (NACA) and worked on some of the country’s most high-profile and top-secret aerospace projects, is claiming that extraterrestrials are present in our solar system, but scientists have not yet recognised them.

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[10sec]

Nah.

 

[Mook]

BOW DOWN

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Mining them rings

 

[LiquidPen]

 

[Flyn]

Interview explains the origins of the NBA. Bergrun says 7 ft. tall black beings come off the ships.

No craziness here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPhIIjmTdLw

More looney tunes in the rest of the interview. Losing interest fast. Fading... Fading... Gone. Interest is gone at 2:30.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4MUL_CyME

 

[VenomousDSG]

I for one welcome our alien overlords!

 

[DEEZUZ]

I say bring their asses with their shitty stringy bodies

 

[SleeperLS]

Was he a part of the LSD study by chance?

 

[Primalzer]

Interview explains the origins of the NBA. Bergrun says 7 ft. tall black beings come off the ships.

I legitimately thought you were making a "Roots" joke there

 

[Flyn]

Ha Ha! You can't make up stuff like this. I thought the interviewer was going to lose it when the guy starts going on about 7' tall black beings. She keeps saying dark and he keeps correcting her saying black. Hilarious.

 

[Marko]

I say bring their asses with their shitty stringy bodies

We'll make them our slaves

 

[DEEZUZ]

We'll make them our slaves

Uhhh... No more slaves... I think we learned our lesson with that shit

 

[PhantomTR]

But can their ships outrun an LS7?

 

[Fish]

Dont worry. We have water. Their greatest weakness.

That and Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum are still around.

 

[Spivitz]

I'm kinda scared

 

[Chet Donnelly]

I'll take an Alien overlord over Hillary...couldn't be worse...

 

[guspech750]

 

[Primalzer]

I'll take an Alien overlord over Hillary...couldn't be worse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v7XXSt9XRM

 

[m_dogg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSRu3g93G6c

 

[Euro]

It's just a galaxy wide Space Ships & Coffee meet, NBD.

 

[Blownbyyou]

It's just a galaxy wide Space Ships & Coffee meet, NBD.

Unless there are mustang owners present....

 

[cacicgtp7]

I for one welcome our alien overlords!

You say this now....


But when this happens for real:

No one's going to welcome shit.

 

[Wolfman]

So long and thanks for all the fish