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Old 01-21-2016, 07:47 PM   #26
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that would have resulted in quality schadenfreude for youtube viewers but the driver would definitely have been fucked
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Old 01-21-2016, 07:48 PM   #27
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When he pushed her I was like "Oh Shit!"

Imagine if she hit the back of her head on the curb and got super messed up. It came close to happening.
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Old 01-21-2016, 07:59 PM   #28
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Daddy's little princess medical student needs her head bounced off the hood of the car.

Though to her that would be foreplay, which come to think of it, isn't a bad thing.
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All that and the driver didnt press charges? Fuck that. I would have had her arrested and laugh while I watch her medical career crumble.
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Precisely.

If this was my car and someone was acting like this then fuck that they're getting a big old werewolf pine cone slap to the face.

But this is also the reason I will never be an uber or lyft driver. Can't stand unknown ppl (probably drunk) throwing up or messing up shit in my car
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All that and the driver didnt press charges? Fuck that. I would have had her arrested and laugh while I watch her medical career crumble.
Please. You sound like you have not had pussy in years. Maybe your whole life. His car was already a POS. Stop jerking off on the computer and find yourself a real women like me.xoxooxoxoxoxo
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LOL @Mook the public posting ability is paying off
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Please. You sound like you have not had pussy in years. Maybe your whole life. His car was already a POS. Stop jerking off on the computer and find yourself a real women like me.xoxooxoxoxoxo
Do you perform in donkey shows? Maybe a banana show from time to time?
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Old 01-21-2016, 08:27 PM   #35
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Do you perform in donkey shows? Maybe a banana show from time to time?
You sound like a dude that has to drive a supercharged wanna be real F150 type of truck. So you feel your manhood is not as small as it is. Probably not getting any from the old lady and need to have fantasies about me.
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Sounds about right.
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Precisely.

If this was my car and someone was acting like this then fuck that they're getting a big old werewolf pine cone slap to the face.

But this is also the reason I will never be an uber or lyft driver. Can't stand unknown ppl (probably drunk) throwing up or messing up shit in my car
i always ask my uber drivers stuff, how long they've been doing it, do they have another job, what they like/don't, etc. the drunk concern is a real one. one guy had 2 girls in his car and one harfed. they cleaned it up at their house though and he said they did an outstanding job. uber also provides something like a $100 cleaning allotment for a professional job.
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Imagine if she hit the back of her head on the curb and got super messed up. It came close to happening.
women always complain about equality until they try something stupid against a man and end up getting beat up
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The smell of barf makes me want to ralph..

On the flip side, how's this for irony? Tapatalk adware for Uber in between thread topics:

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Please. You sound like you have not had pussy in years. Maybe your whole life. His car was already a POS. Stop jerking off on the computer and find yourself a real women like me.xoxooxoxoxoxo

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Old 01-22-2016, 04:58 AM   #41
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As a doctor, I find your grammar/spelling unacceptable.

Woman*
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Old 01-22-2016, 06:37 AM   #42
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As a doctor, I find your grammar/spelling unacceptable.

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That's what happens when a guy pretends to be a girl.
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I don't understand why so many of my patients left!!
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Uber driver should have dragged her by the hair, caveman style and slammed her to the curb hard enough to stun her so he could get away.

Or, when she got back into the car, he should have just locked the doors and drove to a motel for an evening of buttsex.

I think you guys are right. She has that "I like it in the ass" look on her face.
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Guarantee she gets her job back or somewhere else. She will just have to suck a few dicks to make it happen.
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still would, but not at my place
She might need a place to crash in the near future.
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HOLY SHIT

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Wow that dude is fucking roasting that bitch
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