Can they blink at 1.5x faster than the current rate? Also it would be nice to have some sort of festivus pole in there somewhere. While you're at it, maybe sprinkle in some glitter. Don't forget a couple humping reindeer too
im all for vintage patina'd lights that yer lazy ass havent been taken down off the eave since 93....this is the fucking 20 teen's
lets have some modern damn color changing LED's programmable/random patterns!
just kidding
no really though if they stay those sweet vintage incandescent screw in bulbs...might as well make one or two not light up and take out 1/3rd of the string.
also needs a knot of bulbs that ya couldn't get untangled