💬 Off Topic ðŸ¤£ What made you laugh today?

Bob Kazamakis

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OffshoreDrilling

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For those of you who dont know, I have a nitrous button mounted on my steering wheel, attached to a cord that coils around my steering column. Fast & Furious style, completely obvious what it is.

So this happens on my way home from work:
Im stopped on York rd, on the overpass for I-88 at a stop light. A dark skinned fellow in a rusty as fuck ford bronco pulls up along side of me.
Dude: "hey!"
Me: looking up from checking my phone
Dude: " Hey, tell me you ain't got dat NITROGEN on at'?!?"
Me: "Yeah, thats what it is..."
Dude: "C'mon, you gotta hit it fo me"
Me: "The bottle is at home..."
Dude:"aww maaaan"
He sounded pretty disappointed, so I stalled it up and launched it real nice like. He turned at the next intersection beeping his horn, half hanging out the window and waving
 

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