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[frank]

Drunken Dodge Durango Driver Stops Off-Duty Police Officer While Impersonating A Police Officer

Drunken Dodge Durango Driver Stops Off-Duty Police Officer While Impersonating A Police Officer

A Colorado man has been arrested for allegedly impersonating a police officer while behind the wheel of his Dodge Durango. The suspect, Jose Flores Ortiz, was traveling down Interstate 76 when he attempted to pull a vehicle over. Unfortunately for him, he chose the wrong car and driver.

carbuzz.com

 

[Blood on Blood]

 

[Blood on Blood]

 

[Chet Donnelly]

Buddy snapped this...

 

[Chet Donnelly]

 

[Jimy Bilmo]

 

[The Beast]

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Young guys don’t understand the beatings we took. Funny part is my mom says she never whooped me. Like WTF

 

[Blood on Blood]

Young guys don’t understand the beatings we took. Funny part is my mom says she never whooped me. Like WTF

Spankings / slaps progressed to getting whooped by a belt, which then progressed to the belt buckle

 

[DEEZUZ]

Spankings / slaps progressed to getting whooped by a belt, which then progressed to the belt buckle

Grandma whooped us with wooden spoons, metal fly swatter handles, tied us to chairs with bed sheets, soap in the mouth, and once time a summer sausage.

Think we all turned out ok

 

[Blood on Blood]

Grandma whooped us with wooden spoons, metal fly swatter handles, tied us to chairs with bed sheets, soap in the mouth, and once time a summer sausage.

Think we all turned out ok

Yep

 

[boostedguy05]

Yup, belts, kitchen utensils, soap in mouth. Dentist visits where they didn't give a FUCK.

 

[blakbearddelite]

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[Mr_Roboto]

 

[boostedguy05]

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Took me a minute, then I saw it.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

VIVA LA PONTIAC

 

[GLADIATOR]

 

[boostedguy05]

 

[Blood on Blood]

 

[VenomInside]

That ain't no lie. ^

 

[69Nice]

 

[frank]

Could have used them, it seems like have been using that same body since for like 200 plus years.

 

[IceCreamAssassin]

Their marketing is fantastic

 

[Mr_Roboto]

 

[blakbearddelite]

While I have a small fraction of that collection, it's mostly true. I hate throwing hardware away, but I always think it'll save me one day. In over 10 years, I have yet to use one from my salvage collection. Of course the caveat being that I don't really work on cars, so it'd be stuff around the house.

 

[Mr_Roboto]

Putting new shit into jars (I have a crate of jars) was one of the smarter things I did. It really has helped me actually use up what I have.

When I moved I scrapped 40-50lbs of shit, it was nails and wood screws mixed with nuts and bolts and it made it painful to deal with. It's a pain in the ass to have to go get bolts but 90%+ of the time I think I would have done it anyways.