💬 OT 🤣 What made you laugh today?

[OffshoreDrilling]

 

[P40E]

 

[Intel]

 

[b00sted]

Field Correspondent? LOL

At a former job I was a jack-of-all-trades, but of course only got paid for one of those. Since I was primarily the pre-press person and had a $250,000 digital printer/press in my office i was the one that made up and printed the business cards. I made up a bunch that read "Scapegoat Extraordinaire". Those were the best. I might have some still.

My buddy's brother is a fireman in the city, but had business cards made up with his name and number specifically for handing out to women at bars. I forget what his "job title" was, but it was hilarious.

 

[DEEZUZ]

Probably 'hose dragger'

 

[b00sted]

I just asked. "High School Graduate"

 

[DEEZUZ]

 

[Yaj Yak]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/kraft-removes-send-noods-campaign-204200890.html

That's hilarious. I'm stealing this photo.

SEND NOOODS

www.thechicagogarage.com

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

 

[frank]

 

[Mr_Roboto]

 

[Mr_Roboto]

https://patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/c0/97/17/cd36cdba27d4c2/US269766.pdf

This fucking patent.

 

[Thirdgen89GTA]

Mean while in Finland

 

[v6buicks]

 

[blakbearddelite]

Ha, the person looking through the pictures had to be rolling on the floor.

 

[ChrisRac]

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[SMRTSS1]

Glenn Ellyn moms standing a little too close to the large hole in the ground after I pulled a pole in the parkway. I asked politely for them to move so they don’t fall in (people ignore cones and caution tape) and I got “WE’RE ALLOWED TO STAND ON THE SIDEWALK!!!!!” I shrug it off, grab the gas chainsaw and fire it up on the first pull.
Scared the piss out of all 4 of them. Like literally. The one woman grabbed her crotch and started screaming “YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!”
BRAP
BRAAAPPP
BRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP.

It’s not easy to operate a chainsaw while you’re laughing hysterically.

 

[frank]

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

 

[frank]

His vids are hilarious

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

His vids are hilarious

He hasn’t changed his content or persona in 10 years. Still so good

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

Just saw this one:

 

[Mr_Roboto]

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Bringing this back up because it's that good.

 

[b00sted]

New local restaurant opening:

https://toastedchicken.com/

Not sure what their market research shows, but I'm not convinced the majority of people in Palos Hills are going to be champing at the bit to order an OG Kush sandwich.