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Bill Burr hosted SNL this past weekend. Forgot to record it, but here is one of his sketches...
That's hilarious. I'm stealing this photo.
They have some terrible writers. There was an accident up here in Carol Stream that occurred about 11am where a trailer became detatched from the tractor and closed an intersection. They reported it as having occurred "late afternoon". SMHhttps://patch.com/illinois/joliet/family-dollar-worker-steals-hundreds-cigarette-packs-police
This patch headline makes it seem like the guy stole a carton of smokes. Who the fuck writes this shit?
Field Correspondent? LOL
At a former job I was a jack-of-all-trades, but of course only got paid for one of those. Since I was primarily the pre-press person and had a $250,000 digital printer/press in my office i was the one that made up and printed the business cards. I made up a bunch that read "Scapegoat Extraordinaire". Those were the best. I might have some still.
That would have put the redneck bastard of an owner over the edge. The scapegoat ones were already toeing that line.female fluffer cards should have also been made.