💬 OT 🤣 What made you laugh today?

EmersonHart13 · Mar 4, 2020

That is EPIC

Thirdgen89GTA · Mar 7, 2020

This email from amazon.

Hi William,

Your package has been delivered to your preferred safe place.

Did a snowflake write this? WTF

EmersonHart13 · Mar 7, 2020

Mr_Roboto · Mar 8, 2020

My wife is checking the mail, I had some stuff I'd left up on the front porch because I thought it was hers. She opened it up while I'm in the kitchen and asks me "Did you put me on a list or something? What's Nakatomi Corporation?" I'm thinking to myself "what the hell is she talking about, the fictional company from Die Hard?" As it turns out I'd ordered a Nakatomi Corporation T-shirt off Amazon under her account and did it long ago enoguh I forgot about it. :rofl:

Bob Kazamakis · Mar 11, 2020

EmersonHart13 · Mar 11, 2020

That was awesome, she took that like a fucking champ

Yaj Yak · Mar 11, 2020

EmersonHart13 said:
That was awesome, she took that like a fucking champ

SMRTSS1 · Mar 11, 2020

OffshoreDrilling · Mar 11, 2020

OffshoreDrilling · Mar 13, 2020

OffshoreDrilling · Mar 13, 2020

DEEZUZ

Thirdgen89GTA · Mar 13, 2020

Nation's Nerds Wake Up In Utopia Where Everyone Stays Inside, Sports Are Canceled, Social Interaction Forbidden

U.S.—The nation's nerds woke up in a utopia this morning, one where everyone stays inside, sporting events are being canceled, and all social interaction is forbidden.

babylonbee.com

Bob Kazamakis · Mar 13, 2020

boostedguy05 · Mar 13, 2020

Don't Cough on Me Shirt

Don't Cough on Me Limited Edition T-Shirt. Premium Screen Printed Libertarian Apparel by Libertarian Country. Parody of the Original Gadsden Flag Tee. All Orders Ships Fast!

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SpeedSpeak2me · Mar 14, 2020

According to AHC Gualán, Guatemala is in the Black Sea. I saw the coordinates pop up and thought, “wait, Chicago is about 42°N, how can some place south of Mexico be too?”