So on my way home from work there was this bright blue jetta with an exhaust on it and it was trying to mess with me. he got on it, then I got on it, and again, and then he passed me and I laughed for a good minute. I was just fuckin with him though cause I knew I would get beat. you have to stoop kinda low to mess with a pos cavalier. cool bro. hahah.
this kid passed out in my buddies laundry room without a shirt on and we drew all over him. then I wrote likes this with a big fat thumb up. sadly i was too intoxicated to take a good picture...he had permanent marker ALLLLLLLL over him.
Dale: "Can you send me a copy of that invoice from where you are?"
Fastenal Guy: "They don't trust us with stuff like that."
Dale: "They don't want you copying your butt cheeks or something?"
Me: WTF looks then busts out laughing