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hahaha. i go to this place all the time. we'll see whats up.
 

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just got this message from the girlfriend :rofl:

This makes me think of you

Texts From Last Night (+49): Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
 
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some sort of salesman/religious prophet came to my door and asked if I was "the king of the house" :rofl: now hes been talking to my mom for 10 minutes.
 

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saw an ultra rare v8 with 6 cylinders


also saw this sick ass twin engined sentra
 

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in soviet russia, penis is bridge! :rofl:

 

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I made a shifter extender this morning out of some scrap stuff and installed it. I was looking to bring it maybe an inch over stock (so 2" cause of short shifter). Drove it on lunch and couldn't stop laughing. I think it's a bit too high:rofl:


 
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:rofl: that just kept going and goin and I laughed harder and harder as I scrolled down.
 

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For those of you who dont know, I have a nitrous button mounted on my steering wheel, attached to a cord that coils around my steering column. Fast & Furious style, completely obvious what it is.

So this happens on my way home from work:
Im stopped on York rd, on the overpass for I-88 at a stop light. A dark skinned fellow in a rusty as fuck ford bronco pulls up along side of me.
Dude: "hey!"
Me: looking up from checking my phone
Dude: " Hey, tell me you ain't got dat NITROGEN on at'?!?"
Me: "Yeah, thats what it is..."
Dude: "C'mon, you gotta hit it fo me"
Me: "The bottle is at home..."
Dude:"aww maaaan"
He sounded pretty disappointed, so I stalled it up and launched it real nice like. He turned at the next intersection beeping his horn, half hanging out the window and waving
 

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