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I went to pick up some chinese food and the lady asked "did you need a fork?"
I answered no but then thought about it and smirked a little bit. I turned around and tried not to laugh because it sounded like "did you need a fuck" :rofl:

What made you lawl today?
 

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My neighbor ran into his car with the lawn more while waiving hello to me!!!
 

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haha ive had my buddy talk about this girl he loves like that. just mumbling but we could make it out.
 

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Was driving through a neighborhood in Glen Ellyn around noon today, minding my own business, going 25mph in 4th gear when I hear a lady yell from her front stoop. "SLOW DOWN!" So at first I did, until I realized, what a second, I'm only going 25, fuck you, so downshifted to second and floored it to the next turn, made a left, floored it again to the stop sign, then made a right and floored it in first and second gear. I'm sure she heard me tearing it through her lovely neighborhood until I hit Roosevelt rd. Next time you tell somebody to slow down, make sure they are breaking the law first, bitch.
 

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I saw this moose of a lady diggin deep in her nose on 90 this morning. She saw me yet kept on drillin for what ever was up there. I didn't know the finger could go that far up the nose.
 

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When Ashley Lineberger renewed her license she was surprised to find the replacement listed her street address as "EAT ASS." After informing the Florida DMV she doesn't live on "EAT ASS" they tried to charge her for a new one.
 

EmersonHart13

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Goddamn it Mook, I just saw this and I posted my own thread on Eat Ass...

You win!
 

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So I heard they finally invented a car that runs on water...





but you have to get the water from the gulf of mexico
 

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I went to pick up some chinese food and the lady asked "did you need a fork?"
I answered no but then thought about it and smirked a little bit. I turned around and tried not to laugh because it sounded like "did you need a fuck"
Dont lie. You whipped the head around and asked "you guys do that here?"
 

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