what made me laugh/facepalm on craigslist today.


Yaj Yak

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I cruise craigslist quite often- as do most of you... and i need a thread to put where hilariousness happens.




http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cto/3953367586.html
4600$ for a rusted out 91 civic that needs a bottom end... :bowrofl:
1991 Honda Civic HF - Supercharged -Hydro -CRX -OBD1 - $4600 (Posen)



For sale is my 1991 Honda Civic HF. Car is very far from stock. Highly modified to say the least. What's done you ask? More like what's not done.

In no particular order.........

Full energy suspension bushings
Integra DA control arms/spindles
Tien S-tech springs
Wicked Tuning LCA's
KYB GR2 struts/shocks
Front Camber adjustable balljoints
Stock CRx SI Sway bars
Slotted/drilled rotors @ all 4 wheels
Full MSD, Cap, Coil, Rotor, SCI Box, Wires
Mishimoto Aluminum Radiator & matching Silicone Hose Kit
Ebay N1 Exhaust
Spun Style High Flow Cat
True 4-1 Header modified w/2.5inch Collector
K&N Conical air filter
60MM throttle body
Triangle aluminum strut brace
D16ZC Single Cam
ARP Headstuds
Cylinder head is built. 1MM oversized valves, 1MM over gasket match porting, Nippon Racing stage 2 Camshaft
Transmission is P20/S20 from an EG Civic (hydraulic)
Short throw shifter w/4spd knob
eClutchmasters stage 1 clutch, full disc organic
Early style Fidanza Aluminum flywheel (teal blue)
Hasport Hydraulic mount conversion kit, but with a true hydraulic pedal assembly
Rover European Valve cover finished in wrinkle red w/polished accents.
Jackson Racing Supercharger-Modified
Inlet was fully port matched and rough castings were removed. Blower was fully disassembled and ported on both the inlet and the outlet. Manifold was port matched at the flange for the head, and rough castings were also removed.
Unit also has a 3.4in pulley installed (stock is 4in)
On the current setup, car made 11.5 psi.
Car has a custom made hydraulic Clutch pedal, using a modified assembly and an EG master behind the dashboard.
The car itself has been fully sound deadend with Hushmat, floors, doors, ceiling.
Car has CRX dash/console/seats, Intergra 94-00 Gauge cluster w/amber lamps.
Battery has been moved to lower passenger fenderwell, custom bracket for optima battery (yellowtop current).
Car has Carbon fiber wrapped A/B/C pillars, and red suede headliner.
Amber LED lamps under dash.
Electronics- Engine harness/ECU is OBD1, not a converted harness, true OBD1. Car has CODEALARM 2way alarm/remote starter, w/power locks/hatch release. Car has power windows as well.
Windows are tinted 35% all around
J's Racing Fiberglass wing/spoiler
Factory style projector headlights
LED reverse lamps

And now for the bad, Yeah, BAD. About a month ago, something bad happened in the bottom end, or so I'm assuming. Engine either blew a ring or piston. Started to miss, and under throttle blew out the PCV valve and shot oil throughout the engine bay. Car will need a new bottom end. Simply put, car starts/runs, but has a terrible miss.

I have $9980 into this car last time I added everything up. I did all the work myself, damn near show quality. I don't do anything half-assed either. I work on cars for a living, I know what it will take to fix this car, time and $$$ wise.

I'm not firm on the price, however, save your LOWBALL offers, they'll be laughed at to say the least.
Emails and TEXT preferred. I don't have voicemail and can't always answer my phone while at work.
Also, don't go psycho and call 10X in an hour, I will block your number for your ignorance.

Cell - 3one2 - Two31 - 0Seven45

For a FULL video walkaround, in and out, see the following Youtube link.

1991 Honda Civic for sale - Chicago South Suburbs - YouTube

For more photos, see my Google+ page.

https://plus.google.com/u/0/photos/108529697209133155064/albums/5627992101817776817
 

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I see a cool air intake. It's got a NOS fogger system and a T4 turbo. I see an AIC controller. It has direct port nitrous injection, and a stand-alone fuel management system. Not a bad way to spend $10,000




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2000 trans am WS6 - $29000 (SHOREWOOD,IL.)



BLACK EXTERIOR, BLACK LEATHER INTERIOR,!!!!EXCELLENT CONDITION!!!!TTOPPS
"NEW"408 CI SLP IRON BLOCK, FRESH BUILD AND DYNOTUNED AT SPEED INC.,
!!!!525 HP!!!!, INCREDIBLEY FAST, TIGHT STEERING AND SUSPENTION
WILSON FAST 92MM INTAKE AND NICK WILLIAMS 92MM THROTTLE BODY, STAINSESS SLP HEADERS HIGH FLOW CATS AND MUFFLER AND DUAL 4" CHROME TAILS,
!!!!!!!!!!FRESH PAINT, PROFESIONALLEY PAINTED, LOOKS WET!!!!!!!
IT HAS RED REFLECTIVE EMBLEMS ON ALL THE BADGES
ODOMETER SHOWS CAR HAS.....105,000 MILES....., LOOKS RUNS AND HANDLES LIKE NEW.!!!!!NOTE!!!!! ENGINE HAS LESS THAN 300 MILES, !!!!!!!!! BRAND NEW!!!!!!!!
THERE ARE TO MANY BRAND NEW MODS ON THIS CAR TO LIST, LIKE A NEW CAR!!!
TRANS AND REAR END GEARS LESS THAN 5000 MILES, TC IS NEW
!!!!!NEW TIRES,!!!! "MICKY THOMPSON STREET COMP, 275/40/R17!!!!!
AND STOCK WS6 WHEELS THAT HAVE BEEN !!!!!NEWLEY!!!!! PVD CHROMED BY WHEEL TECH, (HIGHLAND PARK),!!!LOOK AWSUM!!!!
MODIFIED 4 SPEED/AUTO,TRANS, WITH STEEL COLEEN CLUTCHES AND FORWARD BANDS, CORVETTE SERVO, STAGE 3 SHIFT KIT, NEW, YANK 3600 STALL TC, NEW TRANS MOUNT
POSI REAREND,MODIFIED 410 MIDWEST MOTIVE GEAR
SUSPENTION AND FRONTEND PERFECT, IT HANDLES LIKE NEW
!!!!!!!BRAND NEW!!!!!AUTOMETER GAUGES, NEON BLUE BACKLIT, AIR/FUEL, FUEL PRESSURE, TRANS TEMP, INSTALLED AT SPEED INC.
HEAT AND A/C PERFECT,STOCK MONSOON STEREO SINGLE CD, "MODIFIED WITH MP3 PORT," 10 SPEAKER SYSTEM SOUNDS AWSUM, 2 NEW INFINITY SPEAKRS
EVERY THING WORKS ON THE CAR, I HAVE ALL THE DETAILS;THE BUILD, DYNOGRAPH, SPECS, AND RECIEPTS ALL IN A BINDER
HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS, OR SEND DETAILS
29,000, OBO, OPEN TO TRADES, ...VETTE, MUSTANG, CAMERO...BOAT...HUNTING PROPERTY, TELL ME WHAT YOU HAVE, NO BIKES....OVER 30K IN IT
!!!!!LOOKS RUNS AND SOUNDS AWSUM!!!!!,
COME PICK YOUR NEW BEAST UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

29k for a t/a with 105k... :rofl:
 

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT A BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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He should get only $900 for spelling Camaro , camero...


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:rofl: 44k for a 06 duramax.


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2006 Chevy CrewCab Duramax Lifted! (Addison)



I'm selling my beautiful 2006 Chevy 2500HD Crew Cab LT3 Duramax.
This is an LBZ Duramax engine with Allison Transmission.
Approximately 57,000 miles
Installed in June 2013 are the following:
MBRP Down Pipe and 4" Stainless Exhaust
AFE Intake
7" BDS lift with upgraded 5" rear leaf springs (No Blocks)
MOOG Tie Rod Ends
20"x10" Monster XD wheels
37"x12.5" Nitto Trail Grappler Tires
This is an LT3 and is fully loaded with leather, heated Seats, CD, XM radio, Bose Sound System and much more. Interior is in really great shape!! No sunroof or Nav tho-FYI
This rig has never had a programmer or custom tune!!!! This truck is freshly lifted with super low miles. I buy trucks, build them up and sell them. I don't do programmers because everyone likes something different, so tune this one exactly how you like or leave it the way it is. Truck sounds great with the MBRP and makes really good power with intake and full turbo back exhaust.
This truck is very very clean!! A few light scratches here or there but could easily be buffed out. This vehicle without any mods sells for around $35,000 with way more miles.
You will not find a nicer truck with this low of miles with a nice BDS Lift. The ride quality blows away those cheap Ranch or Rough Country 6" lift kits you can buy real cheap.
Truck needs nothing!!! No low ballers.. No tire kickers. . . I'm not desperate to sell this so stop sending me bogus offers. I know what it costs to buy a truck with this low of miles , in this condition and then to put all the parts into it. This is a good deal for someone who knows what they are buying!


****THe last picture was the truck prior to the lift and tires. Just shows how big of difference it all makes**********

Asking $44,000 Or Best Reasonable Offer
2006 Chevy CrewCab Duramax Lifted!
 

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$35k without mods for an 06 diesel? Someone is drunk. Especially if those mods adds $10k :rofl:
 
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BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHOOOMGGGGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/pts/4066316351.html




AHHAHAHAHAHA


Grand Prix L67 Modded Engine - $3500 (Ohare)



Grand Prix L67 Modded Engine (2002)

- ZZP 3.4" Modular Supercharger pulley
- Custom tuned PCM Included
- Machined lower intake manifold
- ZZP Supercharger coupler
- ZZP Intercooler Installed
- Intense 1.8 Roller Rockers
- 42LB Injectors
- NGK TR55, 180 thermostat
- High-Output 220 AMP Alternator

$3,500
 
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I just don't know :rofl:

2008 Pontiac G8 Base - $9495 (ADDISON)



WE FINANCE CARS!
EASY FINANCING!
LOW DOWN PAYMENTS!
NO CREDIT OR BAD CREDIT WE ACCEPT ALL APPLICATION!


TO SCHEDULE A TEST DRIVE PLEASE CONTACT OSCAR AT 630.550.1044

SE HABLA ESPANOL!


Year: 2008
Make: Pontiac
Model: G8
Trim: Base
Mileage: 187,468
Stock #: 6898
VIN #: 6G2ER57708L131877
Trans: Automatic
Color: Orange
Interior: Cloth
Vehicle Type: Sedan
State: IL
Drive Train: RWD
Engine: 3.6L V6 DOHC 24V




thats a good chunk for an 08...
 

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I put my 93 Mercury on CL when I blew the trans, and SPECIFICALLY called out that the trans was shot, would not shift gears while in drive.

I got two SERIOUS inquiries about people wanting to purchase the car, asking if it still ran great, and they wanted to use to drive to and from work. TWO!

I just about called them back and sold it to them...
 

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I just don't know :rofl:

2008 Pontiac G8 Base - $9495 (ADDISON)



WE FINANCE CARS!
EASY FINANCING!
LOW DOWN PAYMENTS!
NO CREDIT OR BAD CREDIT WE ACCEPT ALL APPLICATION!


TO SCHEDULE A TEST DRIVE PLEASE CONTACT OSCAR AT 630.550.1044

SE HABLA ESPANOL!


Year: 2008
Make: Pontiac
Model: G8
Trim: Base
Mileage: 187,468
Stock #: 6898
VIN #: 6G2ER57708L131877
Trans: Automatic
Color: Orange
Interior: Cloth
Vehicle Type: Sedan
State: IL
Drive Train: RWD
Engine: 3.6L V6 DOHC 24V




thats a good chunk for an 08...
v6?
 

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