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To Be Six Again...

LeeGTP

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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up
made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off
to the local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there
was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious
wife
with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being
six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
wrong.
 

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