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Thats better than most guys with motorcycles. When we graduated to stealing crotch rockets. We would cut probably better than 70% of the chains/locks with $50 bolt cutters. We could legit steal a motorcycle with 2 of us working on it in under a minute. One guy is cutting the chain/lock while the other is pulling the ignition with a dent puller.
There was a place in melrose park where it was stolen bike graveyard, we would go there and steal those bikes and then upgrade parts on ours. Issue was it was swampy and would end up all muddy, as we were being picky on stolen bikes lol.
had a friend who would steal motorcycles on the side of the expressway that were broke down or out of gas, he always carried bike ramps so it was easy to do.
same as Shawn noted about garages open, a friend would go through the alley’s right after everyone would be off to work, he would look for left open garages or he would have a few garage door openers that he would use where the home owners never changed thier code would get lucky at times, he hit a jack pot das he “aqurried “ one of those joe camel crotch rockets that were out in the late 90’s. Would walk into his house and had two three stolen motorcycles, wheels, radios, speaker boxes, car parts, etc.. in his living room. it was like a museum of stolen goods.
had a friend who would steal motorcycles on the side of the expressway that were broke down or out of gas, he always carried bike ramps so it was easy to do.
same as Shawn noted about garages open, a friend would go through the alley’s right after everyone would be off to work, he would look for left open garages or he would have a few garage door openers that he would use where the home owners never changed thier code would get lucky at times, he hit a jack pot das he “aqurried “ one of those joe camel crotch rockets that were out in the late 90’s. Would walk into his house and had two three stolen motorcycles, wheels, radios, speaker boxes, car parts, etc.. in his living room. it was like a museum of stolen goods.
We have to know some of the same people.
I remember guys we knew going thru alleys in the city doing the garage door opener thing.
We knocked crotch rockets just to ride them. In all honesty, we would ride them for a few weeks until they were hot (police knew). Then we would park them and let the police recover them. Very rarely did we sell them, a few of our guys might have but that wasnt why we did it. As long as we didnt dump them while riding, the owner usually got it back a few weeks later in the same condition minus the ignition.
Granted we beat the living piss out of them while we had them. We also taught guys/girls how to ride using them as we didnt give a fuck if they dumped one of them.
Bored thread talking about turning the pumps on made me think of this. Probably because it was on the same corner where we did this shit.
Korean kid moved into the hood and we didnt have Asians in our neighborhoods. Mostly Latino's with a few black and few white families in this particular neighborhood. They were straight from fucking Korea and he was our age and spoke broken English. So he wanted so bad to fit in, so he was our send off (like the gump). We would make him do shit that we knew he would get caught and his parents disciplined the fuck out of him. Hard core punishment. So we were in his apartment one day and we seen a shit ton of Rolex watches, I'm talking 20-30 of them. We werent stupid and knew what the fuck they were. We told an older dude in the neighborhood, he told us to steal them and he would pay us.
So next time we were in his apartment and he isnt allowed to have anyone in his apartment. We unlocked a window on the side of the bldg. Next time they werent home, we went in and took all the watches. They turned out to be all fakes, but we still got like $100 each. At 12yrs old in the late 80's, thats a nice chunk of change. That night when they got home, we were all hanging on that corner like we did 24/7. Heard his parents yelling in Korean and going ballistic in the house. They called the police, police basically took a report and that was it.
The next morning, I look out my window as they lived across the street from me. There is the Korean kid standing in front of his apartment holding a stick in both hands with his hands/palms up like chest high. Believe it or not, no social media and word spread fast AF, next thing you know like 15 of us are out there asking him WTF are you doing. He said he had to stand out there for 8hrs holding that stick for punishment for letting us in his house and told us his house was robbed. Now mind you, this is the middle of fucking summer. He said if his hands dropped he gets whipped with a stick. His parents were in the window yelling at us in Korean, he said they were telling him to tell us to get the fuck out of here. We gave them the universal sign that everyone knows, the finger. I kid you not, that kid dropped his hands a few times in those 8hrs and he got whopped with some sort of bamboo stick. To the point, we actually felt bad lol.
After that he wasnt allowed to hang out with us anymore. But he still did on the sneak tip. He said that his parents used old school Korean punishment for everything. So they used to put something that looked like green beans out front in the sun on a tarp. It would sit out there the whole time the sun was up. So every time they did that after his punishment. One of us and sometimes all of us took turns pissing on the green beans or whatever the fuck it was.
Korean kid moved into the hood and we didnt have Asians in our neighborhoods. Mostly Latino's with a few black and few white families in this particular neighborhood. They were straight from fucking Korea and he was our age and spoke broken English. So he wanted so bad to fit in, so he was our send off (like the gump). We would make him do shit that we knew he would get caught and his parents disciplined the fuck out of him. Hard core punishment. So we were in his apartment one day and we seen a shit ton of Rolex watches, I'm talking 20-30 of them. We werent stupid and knew what the fuck they were. We told an older dude in the neighborhood, he told us to steal them and he would pay us.
So next time we were in his apartment and he isnt allowed to have anyone in his apartment. We unlocked a window on the side of the bldg. Next time they werent home, we went in and took all the watches. They turned out to be all fakes, but we still got like $100 each. At 12yrs old in the late 80's, thats a nice chunk of change. That night when they got home, we were all hanging on that corner like we did 24/7. Heard his parents yelling in Korean and going ballistic in the house. They called the police, police basically took a report and that was it.
The next morning, I look out my window as they lived across the street from me. There is the Korean kid standing in front of his apartment holding a stick in both hands with his hands/palms up like chest high. Believe it or not, no social media and word spread fast AF, next thing you know like 15 of us are out there asking him WTF are you doing. He said he had to stand out there for 8hrs holding that stick for punishment for letting us in his house and told us his house was robbed. Now mind you, this is the middle of fucking summer. He said if his hands dropped he gets whipped with a stick. His parents were in the window yelling at us in Korean, he said they were telling him to tell us to get the fuck out of here. We gave them the universal sign that everyone knows, the finger. I kid you not, that kid dropped his hands a few times in those 8hrs and he got whopped with some sort of bamboo stick. To the point, we actually felt bad lol.
After that he wasnt allowed to hang out with us anymore. But he still did on the sneak tip. He said that his parents used old school Korean punishment for everything. So they used to put something that looked like green beans out front in the sun on a tarp. It would sit out there the whole time the sun was up. So every time they did that after his punishment. One of us and sometimes all of us took turns pissing on the green beans or whatever the fuck it was.
So a couple of hooker/whore stories in 2 separate posts.
When I first got into the office furniture business like 25yrs ago. It was for a different company than I currently own but in the same exact whse I'm in now.
In fact, that company I first started off with is still in business and still at the same whse I'm in now, they are just in a different bldg. I still have a very good relationship with them. Anyway, I was hired to drive a 26' truck, never drove one in my life but told them I did lol. I was supposed to deliveries and go on all the out of town decommission jobs. So the guy that was the handled all the decommission jobs was named "Jim" (fake name). From the day I met Jim, I liked him, crazy ass older south side Irish dude and a raging alcoholic. We are actually still friends to this day. Within the first week or working, we always wound up at a local neighborhood bar by our whse on Fridays for lunch and some how we never made it back to work after lunch lol. We would get wrecked and I literally drove home to the north side with only 1 eye open some days and till this day dont know how I made it home some Fridays without killing someone or getting locked up. This crazy MFer would shoot bottle rockets out of his asshole as long as someone lit them (this is way before jackass movies). One time I seen him have someone light a smoke bomb in his ass, he pulled his pants up and thought it would be funny to run down Cicero by 106th with his ass smoking (Im literally laughing so hard right now, tears are coming out my eyes thinking about this day). Well you know those old round smoke balls, after the smoke is done, it starts on fire. Yeah so he had that thing on fire burning his asshole. Wound up at a hospital with severe burns to his ass cheeks and asshole. Had to wear a diaper for like a month, couldnt sit for weeks. It was pretty bad, but after that he would still shoot bottle rockets out of his ass. I can go on for days about Jim and Jims family and the weird shit that would go on at his house when we were drinking at 3am in his driveway on 106th and Cicero. Anyway, I wanted you guys to some what get to know Jim.
First out of town job, I'm sharing a room with him. Wake up around 2am to the sound of some chick moaning. I look over he is munching on some chicks pussy in the bed right next to me. I'm thinking WTF happened, we both went to bed about 11pm, did he go to a bar and pickup a random bitch? He literally ate her pussy for close to an hour, never fucked her or got any head. So she leaves and I'm up and I ask WTF is going on. Come to find out he liked the bugar sugar and liked to order escorts. He told me, I did a few lines and couldnt sleep, ordered a whore but couldnt get hard so I just ate her pussy. This dude is married and has kids. But as you guys know, I stay out of other peoples business, so I was just like cool bro, whatever floats your boat but give me a heads up next time. Over the next couple of years sometimes he gave me a heads up and I would go crash in someone elses room, other times I woke up to him banging some broad or eating her pussy. Honest to god true fucking story, he paid a bitch to piss on his face when I was in a bed "sleeping" next to them. Nasty Mfer got an infection in one of his eyes, maybe a stie or a staph if thats what an eye infection can be. So needless to say, this dude loved escorts and he would pay a lot of money for them. These werent street whores, these were mostly hot ass chicks.
So one night we are doing a decommission downtown Chgo and shuttling trucks back and forth from the job site to our whse. I was driving a truck, Jim was driving and someone else driving a 3rd truck. Now some of you south siders might remember all the dive truck stops on Pershing (39th st) just west of those projects on the west side of the Dan Ryan. There was always dirty ass whores working those truck stops and or walking up and down Pershing. I just finished unloading and was going back for the last load. Jim and I both hit the same light at Pershing and Wolcott, he is facing westbound and I'm eastbound. While we are stopped at the light, this crazy fuck gets out of his truck, stands on the hood and pulls his pants down, bends over and is essentially telling me to kiss his ass. I had a helper in the truck with me, I wont mention his name either, so we will call him helper who is one of my best friends today. Helper just started working with us, I got him the job. He was like WTF is wrong with this dude, meaning Jim. I was like, you got a few days for me to fill you in lol.
Me and helper go pickup that last load and its probably close to midnight as we are heading back. Everyone is still at our whse as nobody leaves until the last truck is unloaded. We are cruising down Pershing off the Dan Ryan and we see a dirty ass whore walking the street. We get stuck at a light and she comes up to the truck, pulling her titties out and asking is if we are looking for a date. She said $20 for some head, but I'll do both for $30, I said nah were good, enjoy your night or some shit like that lol. As I drove off, I dont know why this popped in my head, but I looked at helper and said. Lets see if we can pay this bitch to lay on that desk on the end of the truck asshole naked. Have Jim open the door at the whse and see if she will spread her pussy open for him. Helper was dying laughing and said fuck it lets do it. I circle back around to where she was. I told her, I'll give you the $30, you aint gotta suck no dick but take a ride with us 2 miles down the street. Once we get to the whse, we need you to go in the back of the truck, take your clothes off and lay on a desk, when someone opens that truck door, spread your pussy for him, and say "this black pussy is all yours Jim". Her only concern was how was she going to get back, I said shit we will get you back over here. She agreed.
We get back to the whse, put her in the back on top of the desk. I get on the Nextel and tell the other guys, make sure when I back in that Jim opens the door. We are pulling a good prank on him and he needs to open the door. Go stand somewhere on the dock like your doing something, you guys are going to enjoy this. We pull in and me and helper tell Jim, we gotta piss been holding it in, open up and start unloading. We acted like we were walking to the bathroom, he opened the door and all I heard was WHAT THE FUCK!!! She looked at him and said exactly what we told her to say. OMFG, it was the funniest fucking thing ever. If anyone is wondering yes Jim paid for some head and one other older guy we worked with did as well. Someone drove her back to where we found her, I dont remember who though, I think it was the other older guy who got a BJ
When I first got into the office furniture business like 25yrs ago. It was for a different company than I currently own but in the same exact whse I'm in now.
In fact, that company I first started off with is still in business and still at the same whse I'm in now, they are just in a different bldg. I still have a very good relationship with them. Anyway, I was hired to drive a 26' truck, never drove one in my life but told them I did lol. I was supposed to deliveries and go on all the out of town decommission jobs. So the guy that was the handled all the decommission jobs was named "Jim" (fake name). From the day I met Jim, I liked him, crazy ass older south side Irish dude and a raging alcoholic. We are actually still friends to this day. Within the first week or working, we always wound up at a local neighborhood bar by our whse on Fridays for lunch and some how we never made it back to work after lunch lol. We would get wrecked and I literally drove home to the north side with only 1 eye open some days and till this day dont know how I made it home some Fridays without killing someone or getting locked up. This crazy MFer would shoot bottle rockets out of his asshole as long as someone lit them (this is way before jackass movies). One time I seen him have someone light a smoke bomb in his ass, he pulled his pants up and thought it would be funny to run down Cicero by 106th with his ass smoking (Im literally laughing so hard right now, tears are coming out my eyes thinking about this day). Well you know those old round smoke balls, after the smoke is done, it starts on fire. Yeah so he had that thing on fire burning his asshole. Wound up at a hospital with severe burns to his ass cheeks and asshole. Had to wear a diaper for like a month, couldnt sit for weeks. It was pretty bad, but after that he would still shoot bottle rockets out of his ass. I can go on for days about Jim and Jims family and the weird shit that would go on at his house when we were drinking at 3am in his driveway on 106th and Cicero. Anyway, I wanted you guys to some what get to know Jim.
First out of town job, I'm sharing a room with him. Wake up around 2am to the sound of some chick moaning. I look over he is munching on some chicks pussy in the bed right next to me. I'm thinking WTF happened, we both went to bed about 11pm, did he go to a bar and pickup a random bitch? He literally ate her pussy for close to an hour, never fucked her or got any head. So she leaves and I'm up and I ask WTF is going on. Come to find out he liked the bugar sugar and liked to order escorts. He told me, I did a few lines and couldnt sleep, ordered a whore but couldnt get hard so I just ate her pussy. This dude is married and has kids. But as you guys know, I stay out of other peoples business, so I was just like cool bro, whatever floats your boat but give me a heads up next time. Over the next couple of years sometimes he gave me a heads up and I would go crash in someone elses room, other times I woke up to him banging some broad or eating her pussy. Honest to god true fucking story, he paid a bitch to piss on his face when I was in a bed "sleeping" next to them. Nasty Mfer got an infection in one of his eyes, maybe a stie or a staph if thats what an eye infection can be. So needless to say, this dude loved escorts and he would pay a lot of money for them. These werent street whores, these were mostly hot ass chicks.
So one night we are doing a decommission downtown Chgo and shuttling trucks back and forth from the job site to our whse. I was driving a truck, Jim was driving and someone else driving a 3rd truck. Now some of you south siders might remember all the dive truck stops on Pershing (39th st) just west of those projects on the west side of the Dan Ryan. There was always dirty ass whores working those truck stops and or walking up and down Pershing. I just finished unloading and was going back for the last load. Jim and I both hit the same light at Pershing and Wolcott, he is facing westbound and I'm eastbound. While we are stopped at the light, this crazy fuck gets out of his truck, stands on the hood and pulls his pants down, bends over and is essentially telling me to kiss his ass. I had a helper in the truck with me, I wont mention his name either, so we will call him helper who is one of my best friends today. Helper just started working with us, I got him the job. He was like WTF is wrong with this dude, meaning Jim. I was like, you got a few days for me to fill you in lol.
Me and helper go pickup that last load and its probably close to midnight as we are heading back. Everyone is still at our whse as nobody leaves until the last truck is unloaded. We are cruising down Pershing off the Dan Ryan and we see a dirty ass whore walking the street. We get stuck at a light and she comes up to the truck, pulling her titties out and asking is if we are looking for a date. She said $20 for some head, but I'll do both for $30, I said nah were good, enjoy your night or some shit like that lol. As I drove off, I dont know why this popped in my head, but I looked at helper and said. Lets see if we can pay this bitch to lay on that desk on the end of the truck asshole naked. Have Jim open the door at the whse and see if she will spread her pussy open for him. Helper was dying laughing and said fuck it lets do it. I circle back around to where she was. I told her, I'll give you the $30, you aint gotta suck no dick but take a ride with us 2 miles down the street. Once we get to the whse, we need you to go in the back of the truck, take your clothes off and lay on a desk, when someone opens that truck door, spread your pussy for him, and say "this black pussy is all yours Jim". Her only concern was how was she going to get back, I said shit we will get you back over here. She agreed.
We get back to the whse, put her in the back on top of the desk. I get on the Nextel and tell the other guys, make sure when I back in that Jim opens the door. We are pulling a good prank on him and he needs to open the door. Go stand somewhere on the dock like your doing something, you guys are going to enjoy this. We pull in and me and helper tell Jim, we gotta piss been holding it in, open up and start unloading. We acted like we were walking to the bathroom, he opened the door and all I heard was WHAT THE FUCK!!! She looked at him and said exactly what we told her to say. OMFG, it was the funniest fucking thing ever. If anyone is wondering yes Jim paid for some head and one other older guy we worked with did as well. Someone drove her back to where we found her, I dont remember who though, I think it was the other older guy who got a BJ
My guy Spick that I grew up with, his Dad owned a tire shop and a few apartment bldgs in Albany Park. So his Dad wound up renting to an older Mexican couple and their 2 sons were Latin Kings one was named Chuletto and the other was Neto. Spics brother Joe was a Spanish Cobra and did time for murdering a King and the apartment bldg that their Dad owned was in Cobras hood. Back then times were different with gangbanging. Now a days that would never happen but back then it was accepted to a point. There was rules you had to play by. So Joe approached them the day they moved in, layed down the law to them. Joe was fucking feared in Albany Park and these 2 knew exactly who he was. They told him they would follow the rules per say. Anyway within a week or 2, we were getting drunk with these dudes and having a blast when we hung out. They knew I was Folks but they knew too that if they keep it a buck with me, I'll keep it a buck with them.
This was also during our hooker phase where we were getting sucked off by these bitches all the fucking time. One night we ask Chuletto and Neto, you guys ever get a hooker. They were like hell nah, why you guys do and we were like hell yeah lol. So we filled them in and told them the north side whores cost more than the west side whores. Told them the north side whores are mainly white, west side whores were pretty much all black. One night we took them on Lincoln by the north side whores, we all got sucked off and they were fucking hooked. They were terrified to go to the west side as there was nothing nice about the west side. Your white or latino and on Madison, your either a cop or looking for drugs back then. We eventually took them to the west side whores on Madison. So one night they are asking us, do we only get BJ's or do we fuck them. We said, BJ's only we aint sticking our dicks in them dirty ass bitches, why you ask. They played stupid and said we were just wondering. Like 5 of us wind up on Madison one night, me, spic, Chuletto, Neto and maybe my brother. There was a vacant parking lot, that still to this day over 30yrs later is still vacant, on Madison a block east of California on the north side of the street. Thats where you usually parked to get BJ's. We pull up on the corner and there was 3 whores out there, we tell them there is 5 of us. One of the whores peaks in the back seat and all the sudden she was like "Hi Papi" looking at Chuletto and Neto, we were like WTF. She tells us go pull in the lot, we got a couple more girls. We start asking these fucks how the whores know you guys. Turns out these 2 fuckers have been coming over there pretty much every other day. We get to the lot and with that many of us in the car, the whores are like just get out and those who are getting sucked off can stand between other cars in the lot, those who are fucking can bend the girls over the back of the car. I think spic said, fucking, aint nobody doing no fucking, we just want head. Bitch looked at Chuletto and Neto and said, yall only want head tonight, lmmfao you fucking sick fucks are busted. I looked at them and said you fuckers been coming over her fucking these bitches. They shamefully put their heads down and said yeah. Within 5 minutes of that, we were getting some head and those 2 nasty MFers were raw dogging 2 whores bent over the back of my car. The whole ride home they were trying to defend their actions of fucking them and telling us we should try it, that it was the best pussy they ever had. We were thinking it was probably the only pussy they ever had up until that point. Few weeks later one of them wound up with a STD, dont remember what it was though.
This was also during our hooker phase where we were getting sucked off by these bitches all the fucking time. One night we ask Chuletto and Neto, you guys ever get a hooker. They were like hell nah, why you guys do and we were like hell yeah lol. So we filled them in and told them the north side whores cost more than the west side whores. Told them the north side whores are mainly white, west side whores were pretty much all black. One night we took them on Lincoln by the north side whores, we all got sucked off and they were fucking hooked. They were terrified to go to the west side as there was nothing nice about the west side. Your white or latino and on Madison, your either a cop or looking for drugs back then. We eventually took them to the west side whores on Madison. So one night they are asking us, do we only get BJ's or do we fuck them. We said, BJ's only we aint sticking our dicks in them dirty ass bitches, why you ask. They played stupid and said we were just wondering. Like 5 of us wind up on Madison one night, me, spic, Chuletto, Neto and maybe my brother. There was a vacant parking lot, that still to this day over 30yrs later is still vacant, on Madison a block east of California on the north side of the street. Thats where you usually parked to get BJ's. We pull up on the corner and there was 3 whores out there, we tell them there is 5 of us. One of the whores peaks in the back seat and all the sudden she was like "Hi Papi" looking at Chuletto and Neto, we were like WTF. She tells us go pull in the lot, we got a couple more girls. We start asking these fucks how the whores know you guys. Turns out these 2 fuckers have been coming over there pretty much every other day. We get to the lot and with that many of us in the car, the whores are like just get out and those who are getting sucked off can stand between other cars in the lot, those who are fucking can bend the girls over the back of the car. I think spic said, fucking, aint nobody doing no fucking, we just want head. Bitch looked at Chuletto and Neto and said, yall only want head tonight, lmmfao you fucking sick fucks are busted. I looked at them and said you fuckers been coming over her fucking these bitches. They shamefully put their heads down and said yeah. Within 5 minutes of that, we were getting some head and those 2 nasty MFers were raw dogging 2 whores bent over the back of my car. The whole ride home they were trying to defend their actions of fucking them and telling us we should try it, that it was the best pussy they ever had. We were thinking it was probably the only pussy they ever had up until that point. Few weeks later one of them wound up with a STD, dont remember what it was though.
The truck story is a funny one, I remember a Chicagoland dealership owner that use to sell box trucks, the dealer owner loved his side girls, so he had a a few box trucks in the back corner of a lot with extension cords running to the trucks so his side girls had a place to stay, fan, tv, mattress, lamps, etc.. lol, he would call one girl in at a time and fuck then in his office and then send them back to the trucks lol .
It wasnt Chicagoland Trucks on North Ave just west of Elston on the west side of 90 was it? If so, I know Brock and his guys and his lot on North ave use to be crawling with whores. If the same guys, they moved to Montrose and Pulaski
Dude I got so many stories with whores/hookers. Everything from robbing them, having one cut my wrist open with a box cutter, another pulling a gun on us, bringing them back to our neighborhood trying to pimp them out, giving them dummy bags of crack (soap) for BJ’s, literally opening the back door and kicking one out the car at 15-20mph on Lake St by the projects, bitch was doing flips on the concrete Lmmfao.I so enjoy every time this thread gets bumped
We use to throw raw eggs and shoot them up with paint ball guns when we seen the “ ladies of the night “ walking the streets, lol … we once Had a pimp chase us back on 290 to our neighborhood, once we crossed Harlem and north ave he stopped and turn around instantly and back to 290. I guess he knew the area was not his spot to be in.
We would flick KFC mashed and extra hot gravy on the **** in boys town. Then we started shooting the horses pulling carriages in the ass with BB guns downtown. Never had a paint ball gun.
Surprisingly we never had any issues with pimps. Maybe the whores we messed with didn’t have pimps ?
We did meet Don Magic Juan on Madison one night. He had some hot ass whores with him. He was in his ugly ass green Rolls Royce.
We also would raw egg and paint ball gun in boys town, I remember one of my friends threw a raw egg at a guy walking, the guy caught the egg and threw it back hit my friend in the eye, it was hilarious.We would flick KFC mashed and extra hot gravy on the **** in boys town. Then we started shooting the horses pulling carriages in the ass with BB guns downtown. Never had a paint ball gun.
Surprisingly we never had any issues with pimps. Maybe the whores we messed with didn’t have pimps ?
We did meet Don Magic Juan on Madison one night. He had some hot ass whores with him. He was in his ugly ass green Rolls Royce.
FESTER665 build thread and Vanilla Ice brought up a funny ass memory.We would always roll up to the all girl Catholic HS dances on Friday nights as they were ending. Some nights you swung and miss and others you got some pussy, head or at the very least a handy.
One Friday night, me, my guys Steady and Ricky G were in my 4 door Cutlass and rolled up to the dance. Pretty sure I was 15 or 16 as I didnt have a license yet.
We were FUCKED UP, I drank a 40 of St Ides and the 3 of us split a brick of Mad Dog. Those 2 were popping vallums like they were going out of style.
One of those nights where it looked like we were going to strike out. We catch a red light about a block from the school got Vanilla Ice playing and this chick was at the bus stop, Steady looks at her and his exact words "whats up bitch, you wanna fuck". Thats not how we approached girls, but he was soooo fucked up he didnt care lol. None of us cared as it was just funny AF that he said that, we never heard him say that before lol.
This girl lol and then asked if she could jump in and go party with us, fuck yeah you can bitch lol. She was a senior at that school and her name was Tina. She asked us to go get more liquor, so we got her what she wanted, dont recall what. But we were cruising around and they pulled out some weed, she smoked with them. I didnt because I always crashed when driving high, I could drive my ass off drunk but not high.
Ricky is in the back with her and after some time he has her titties out and fingering her. She starts blowing him, I pull over and tell Steady to jump in the back with them. She even says, yes jump in the back he was like, nah I'm good my dick cant get hard.....HUH? Told him, get your scary ass in the drivers seat and drive then pussy, I'm jumping in the back. I jump in the back, I was trying to hit it doggystyle while she blew Ricky but it wasnt happening while we were driving. Wound up taking her to the park we hung out at and Ricky and I took turns smashing her on the bench and bending her over making her hold the tree. We finished and she still wanted to hang out, it wasnt even midnight yet, probably 11ish.
Took her cruising thru Humboldt Park and Logan Square. Pull up to a stop sign on Pulaski and Dickens and some dudes gangbanging to us. We let them know what we were and kept going. 5 min later a little Toyota pulls next to us and both dudes up pistols, it was dudes from that stop sign. They are asking us if we are Dragons, I'm trying to defuse the situation telling them, hell nah we aint fucking Dragons. In the mean time Tina is freaking the fuck out, Steady and Ricky G are telling these dudes, "fuck you, pull the trigger pussies". I threw my shit in park, jumped out and told the dudes man we aint Dragons bro, were Folks, let them know exactly what we were and told them I knew a few people from their block. Once they realized we werent Dragons they let us go. The chick was hungry and saying she had to eat or she was gonna puke. So we went to Donald Duks on North and Pulaski or North and Homan, cant recall where that shithole was. So we go thru the drive thru, we all got some food and Steady got like an extra large fruit punch. He wanted to go get some gin or vodka to mix it with. I turn out of the drive thru and he some how, some way falls out the front passenger door on to the street. I was only going 5-10mph but he was rolling down the street with the fruit punch all over him. I can 100% play that back in my head right now and I'm lol.
Wound up going back to Rickys grandmas 2 flat in Albany Park as we had a chill spot in the basement. Tina was still with us, Ricky and Steady passed out, I smashed again. Took her home in the morning and she actually turned out to be a decent fuck. I was hitting her up every now and then over the next couple of years. Go drink with her and would always wind up fucking her. This same dude Steady, pussied out another time. Think I mentioned that story on here, we pulled a bitch from Cue Can Do in a little ass grand prix. Me and my guy ran a train on her in Burger King parking lot and Steady acted like he was sleeping the whole time lmmfao.
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