The new/new-ish dad thread

[OffshoreDrilling]

missed this mayhem

yall know what causes this right broski?!

Enlighten me

It was planned-ish. Want at least 2 kids, she said we’re better off getting it over with. Boom boom skeet skeet, we got a baby.

When she told me she was pregnant I think my reaction was “oh god. That was too easy”

 

[Chester Copperpot]

If we're doing a third I'm following your cue. I'm not going to try for another 3 years to have a kid and be 55 by the time that last kid graduates highschool.

Otherwise snipsnip

 

[DanJ]

Enlighten me

It was planned-ish. Want at least 2 kids, she said we’re better off getting it over with. Boom boom skeet skeet, we got a baby.

When she told me she was pregnant I think my reaction was “oh god. That was too easy”

Same. My parents took 5 years to have my brother so we figured we’d get to trying right away. Not sure how I never accidentally knocked her up over the years. Pullout champ.

 

[Yaj Yak]

Enlighten me

It was planned-ish. Want at least 2 kids, she said we’re better off getting it over with. Boom boom skeet skeet, we got a baby.

When she told me she was pregnant I think my reaction was “oh god. That was too easy”

we were kinda similar with round two like wait holy fuck it worked well aight

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

First we tried for a year, second was like a week

Then I got snipped after he was born. We done.

 

[Yaj Yak]

i needa get that did.

was looking at no scalpel style

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[Bob Kazamakis]

i needa get that did.

was looking at no scalpel style

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That’s what I had but they were clamped not tied after cauterizing.

 

[Yaj Yak]

That’s what I had.

painless?

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Uncomfortable for sure but didn’t hurt per se. They were sore for like a week but only if touched

 

[DanJ]

i needa get that did.

was looking at no scalpel style

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See if they’ll do a Groupon.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Nothing weirder than calling to make an appointment to drop off a sample and an old lady asking when I’ll be by and then same lady taking my cup when I drop it off

Then I had to write on the cup the approximate time I jizzed in it

 

[smug]

When I did the jizz in cup deal for ivf testing it got weird. I had a brown paper bag with a cup inside and I was walking down stairs to the basement to do the deed. At this time another dude passed me coming up the stairs with his bag and cup of jizz.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

When Megan was getting ready for her fertility testing, they made me squeeze one off to verify I wasn’t the issue.

Awkward as fuck listening to nurses talking and laughing on the other side of that metal door in the bathroom. Oh yeah, I had to fucking squeeze it out AT the hospital on a shitter.

Arguably my most pathetic and worst performance I’ll ever admit to. Megan said her and her doctor definitely talked shit about my… quantity. I definitely wasn’t the issue though, whole lotta swimmers.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

When I was dropping off there was some old dude who came up to the desk and was all “I’m here to give a sample” and I thought for fucking what man? You’ve gotta be 70


Also the nurse washing my balls and dick without saying that’s what she was about to do was so weird.

 

[smug]

Lenna was in a really good routine of going to bed and being easy to put to sleep. These past few nights have been tough. She cries for 2 hours while we do everything to get her to fall asleep. But, once she is asleep for the night she is good.

 

[DanJ]

Little guy turned 6 months yesterday and we started doing sleep training. Went surprisingly well. Would wake up and cry 5 minutes, roll over and then fall back asleep. If I have 2 kids who sleep through the night that’ll be great.