⚡ EV Tesla Cybertruck

[Stink Star]

You gotta be shitting me

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This is the teardown of that Baja 1000 prototype cybertruck where they found mud would clog the drain holes in the rear megacasting. They have since enlarged the holes to reduce the chances of this.

Not entirely true. There is a “car wash” mode that you need to use. But that still doesn’t guarantee you won’t void the warranty

Yea no, all car wash mode does is turn off the wipers and charge port door motor so they don’t operate in a car wash. They are just saying any damage from a car wash due to the brushes ripping off the wiper arm or charge door isn’t covered under warranty. There’s nothing a car wash does with water that wouldn’t happen just driving down the road in a rain storm.

 

[Youshallgofo]

View: https://youtu.be/K0AJmLvKjxw?si=8eV7bCDTLWZN6Acg

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

So who has one yet? I wanna see this thing in person. Hard to get perspective through video and pictures.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

Maths don't lie

 

[camarothatcould]

I saw my first 1 4 days ago and now have seen 1 every day since that, weird...

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

 

[torquelover]

My first up close impressions were that the panels seemed wavey and how the hell did this pass pedestrian impact standards?

Wide angle for scale with other SUVs.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

The panels are super wavy down the sides and the wiper arm is even funnier in person. There’s an old dude with one in our neighborhood. Must of traded in his 98 ranger

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

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My first up close impressions were that the panels seemed wavey and how the hell did this pass pedestrian impact standards?

Wide angle for scale with other SUVs.

Damn that's a big bitch

 

[Yaj Yak]

Damn that's a big bitch

it's really not though- that's not a HUGE suv next to it whatsoever and then i'm guessing iphone pic stretched the edges super hardcore

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

It’s really no bigger than like an f150. Just looks weird because the proportions are weird and the top being pointy

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

It’s really no bigger than like an f150. Just looks weird because the proportions are weird and the top being pointy

I saw an electric F150...they are fucking massive. If the cybertruck is similar, its huge.

 

[Yaj Yak]

I saw an electric F150...they are fucking massive. If the cybertruck is similar, its huge.

they are baby dick bed crew cab f150s good lord you sally mc small truck pants

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

micro person

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

I saw my first 1 4 days ago and now have seen 1 every day since that, weird...
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One of the owners of all the anytime fitness gyms in our area has one. He bought the car wash in winfield as well and the CT is always parked out front, I've seen it 2-3 times.

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

there is absolutely no reason to buy one of these unless you're dying for attention, period, full stop

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

they are baby dick bed crew cab f150s good lord you sally mc small truck pants

bro I swear if it had a ramp, the CRV could drive into it with room to spare. CRV felt like a go kart behind it.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

This cock was cheap af in our store

 

[Jimbo]

This cock was cheap af in our store

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That looks terrible.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

That looks terrible.

The wrap hides the waviness of the sides

 

[Jimbo]

The wrap hides the waviness of the sides

It does, but that blue is not it.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

This cock was cheap af in our store

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looks like a walmart spray paint job

 

[CMNTMXR57]

Tesla uses the Union Pacific/toyota yard here in West Chicago is as rail distribution point, so I've been seeing more and more of these coming out on trucks.

The more I see them, the more I just see them as an answer to a question no one asked.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

I still can’t imagine the person buying these. 100% attention seekers. Looks so embarrassing to drive.

 

[Youshallgofo]

These are the hummer h2s of the day.