Damn, I always thought I had a good one but really she’s a saint after reading through this thread ?
She does 90% of the cooking 75% of the dishes, 20% of my laundry, 90% of the parenting duties, 100% of the dog poop pickup, never complains about me spending some time playing video games or just watching YouTube in my office, only gives me a little shit for my dumb purchases like guns I don’t need and best of all she isn’t into expensive unnecessary items like purses, jewelry or getting manicure/pedicures.
She just kinda sucks at cleaning and uses vinegar spray to clean which makes me want to puke, she can’t close a closet door to save her life and she doesn’t like to screw the tops back onto things which makes for a fun game of 150 pill pickup in the middle of the night when you just wanted some Tylenol.
Oh and she has continued to use the grocery pickup vs going shopping which is really annoying because that leads to us getting 1/2 the stuff we want and garbage substitutes. Also she buys dumb milks, didn’t even know macadamia milk was a thing until last week ?