Shit, when I get a phone call while i am sleeping and wake up to see who it is:
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Wifey is terrible at story telling. All build up that has nothing to do with the actual story. Get to the fucking point.
Electric bill is through the fucking roof EVERY FUCKING LIGHT IN THE HOUSE IS ON DURING THE DAY. OPEN THE GODDAMN BLINDS!!!!
Seems that the "hot/crazy matrix" video would apply here.
And seconded on the phone thing. The g/f is on her phone ALL the time, usually some crap facebook, youtube, or conspiracy theory right-wing bullshit. On our trip back from FL we stopped at my dad's in southeastern KY. The trip back was about 7 1/2 hours. Once she got cell signal her nose was in her phone the rest of the way home, so a good 6 1/2 - 7 hours. Not even when I stopped for gas did she put it down. If I pick up the phone and scroll through this site for five minutes I get a look of suspicion.
Other thing about her phone is she keeps the brightness cranked up. If I am driving at night, I don't want the fucking bat-symbol glaring in my peripheral vision. Same at night going to bed. All the lights are off and her phone is lighting up the room like White Castle at 3am.
Seems that the "hot/crazy matrix" video would apply here.
One good thing about Covid and her WFH now is that I don't get those calls driving anymore.The phone stuff gets annoying. She gets bored on her drive to/from work and calls to chit chat. NBD, but I hate talking on the phone, and then by the time she actually gets home I know all about her day and vice versa.
Then proceeds to tell me we don’t talk a lot anymore lol. Well, if you’d just put some music on going to and from work we’d have a solid hour plus of conversation to be had in person.
The phone stuff gets annoying. She gets bored on her drive to/from work and calls to chit chat. NBD, but I hate talking on the phone, and then by the time she actually gets home I know all about her day and vice versa.
Then proceeds to tell me we don’t talk a lot anymore lol. Well, if you’d just put some music on going to and from work we’d have a solid hour plus of conversation to be had in person.
I’m bad on my phone and so is she. I have no IG or any social aside from Facebook for marketplace and I still average 8-9 hours/day of screen time (albeit half of that is YouTube playing a podcast I’m not actually viewing). I’m constantly replying to marketplace messages and emails and checking auctions and she’s on TikTok or whatever the fuck.
She also likes to talk, I’m one of those people where I won’t say a damn thing unless it needs to be said.
One good thing about Covid and her WFH now is that I don't get those calls driving anymore.
Last one, I made sure when we bought her current vehicle it had GPS + Navigation because whenever she leaves the house if it isn't to work or her family's'' house I get this call every time.
"Where am I?" how the fuck should I know. What road are you on? "I don't know" What direction are you going? "I don't know" Jesus you've lived here your whole life. I'll finally get her situated and tell her how to get home and she then starts off on her rambling while she is driving telling me about what happened in the last 2 hours that I haven't seen her. She also misses all the turns/exits or whatever I gave her to get home so we end up having to through this whole process 2-3 times before her car hits the driveway.
I pull those kind of shens all the time. I'm glad my wife has a sense of humor.Funny story, when we turned on 'Find my iphone' then she could see my location.
One time I went out to pick up a car part and she asked me why I drove to a suburban city. Me being me, I told her that's where my new girlfiriend lives.
My friend’s soon-to-be ex-husband suggested that they use that feature.Funny story, when we turned on 'Find my iphone' then she could see my location.
One time I went out to pick up a car part and she asked me why I drove to a suburban city. Me being me, I told her that's where my new girlfiriend lives.
HA! sucks to suck!My friend’s soon-to-be ex-husband suggested that they use that feature.
When he was coming home later and later at night, and not being a supportive father to their infant, she started to check to see where he was.
Strip clubs, and he was unemployed for getting a DUI while driving a commercial truck.
So he’s spending her money on pot, booze, and strippers while she’s taking care of their son.
She didn’t tell him for a while, just made screen captures and kept records.
When things finally blew up and he threatened her she pulled out those little nuggets of information. Burned him bad, and rightly so.
Can’t believe he was that dumb, to be the one that suggested it and then go and do stuff that could be used against him. ?
The phone stuff gets annoying. She gets bored on her drive to/from work and calls to chit chat. NBD, but I hate talking on the phone, and then by the time she actually gets home I know all about her day and vice versa.
Then proceeds to tell me we don’t talk a lot anymore lol. Well, if you’d just put some music on going to and from work we’d have a solid hour plus of conversation to be had in person.
That's one of our issues too. When I'm making an attempt to stay off my phone, she's on it non stop and I get irritated lolWife can be on social media all day both work and personal, I’m on my phone for like 10mins and it’s a issue. Issue is that wife put her phone down for that 10 minutes lol
This made me think of another. Cardinal fucking directions. Women have absolutely zero idea of the direction they're going.One good thing about Covid and her WFH now is that I don't get those calls driving anymore.
Last one, I made sure when we bought her current vehicle it had GPS + Navigation because whenever she leaves the house if it isn't to work or her family's'' house I get this call every time.
"Where am I?" how the fuck should I know. What road are you on? "I don't know" What direction are you going? "I don't know" Jesus you've lived here your whole life. I'll finally get her situated and tell her how to get home and she then starts off on her rambling while she is driving telling me about what happened in the last 2 hours that I haven't seen her. She also misses all the turns/exits or whatever I gave her to get home so we end up having to through this whole process 2-3 times before her car hits the driveway.