Selling stuff on Facebook.

[10sec]

 

[Mr_Roboto]

I'm trying to sell the beetle...this was interesting.

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That's pretty simple. "You gonna bitch or buy?"

 

[Kizzlebizz]

That's pretty simple. "You gonna bitch or buy?"

Right!? Some old mf trying to get his kicks by schooling someone.

Dude, I honestly don't care. The last part of his rant is because I make it clear in the ad I don't care if the car sits and rots in the yard. I love the car, it has sentimental value and it can rust away for the foreseeable future and I'll get around to it eventually.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

He ended up showing up but that was a shit show. Gave him the address to a massive building, ended up across the street at a gas station then asks where I am. Then tell him behind the massive building I gave you the address to that’s literally across the street. Ends up at the delivery area of coors

Those are the brakes, right!

 

[b00sted]

Two scammers, one Facebook ad.

I've been looking for a Harley Springer front end, and my buddy tagged me in an ad for one being sold by a guy in Arizona on one of the HD Groups. I send OP a message, but don't initially get a reply. In the mean time, another guy claiming to be from Gary IN replies to my comment in the ad saying he had one for sale as well. So I PM him right away figuring I could go pick it up tonight:

(I begin leading him on at this point, even though I know he's full of shit)

So after all this the original ad poster gets back to me - annnnnd, he's a fucking scammer too. Gotta love it.

(I knew he was a scammer too as soon as he said the "alright mate give me a feed back once you are steady thing", but I wanted to see what his scam was. I expected him to only want FB payment, etc.)

 

[blakbearddelite]

Metrine Mulongo...sounds like a Star Wars character.

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

I've been missing daturbosix interactions with FB marketplace peoples.

 

[Euro]

Yeah these jagoffs are all over OfferUp and Marketplace. I listed a kids toy kitchen and accessories and had 2 message me almost instantly asking to buy.

"My only method is zelle, my husband can come later to pick them up." So I gave her my phone # (which I found out later isn't linked to my zelle, thank God ) and they tried some shit saying "please set up your zelle as business account, I will send you $250 to get you to become a business account and then send the $ for the items"

Yeah no thanks, I felt like such a ****** almost falling for that shit.

 

[10sec]

As I said in the car buying thread, people won't even take a certified bank check anymore, they're just so soured by all of these scumbag scammers. No matter where I go, no matter what I'm doing, someone is trying to trick me into giving away my money. I hate humans.

 

[Yaj Yak]

As I said in the car buying thread, people won't even take a certified bank check anymore, they're just so soured by all of these scumbag scammers. No matter where I go, no matter what I'm doing, someone is trying to trick me into giving away my money. I hate humans.

meanwhile i've taken personal checks before

 

[The Beast]

The only check I’m taking is if the teller at the bank hands us the check.

 

[10sec]

meanwhile i've taken personal checks before

You must be a SCAMMER

 

[Yaj Yak]

You must be a SCAMMER

didnt you paypal me for a vehicle

shit didn't i take a personal check for the saturn from your family too

 

[The Beast]

I’d take a check from Shawn1112 he has them fancy big checks

 

[daturbosix]

I've been missing daturbosix interactions with FB marketplace peoples.

Something must be in the water, because I've sold and bought maybe around 10 items since Friday night with zero shitheads

 

[Shawn1112]

I used Paypal to buy a 1980 Malibu a few years back thru Ebay. Fucking old fuck wouldnt take cash at a discounted rate. I tried explaining to him he would be saving the fee's that Ebay. My Citi double card or whatever its called was linked to my Paypal. So I scored on points for the purchase and for the payment the following month.

I’d take a check from Shawn1112 he has them fancy big checks

If we were to play big bank takes little bank with bank accounts. You would destroy me as you probably have 2 million in the bank where I have $2500

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

.....1500 after the new lug nuts?

 

[daturbosix]

I spoke too soon. Here we go again....

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

 

[daturbosix]

You dumb mother fucker!

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

 

[Mr_Roboto]

Threw some parts on CL. The half hearted nature of this spam is so sad. It's a fucking image sent from one gmail account to email another spam account.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

99% of people asking about shit I have for sale are broke dicks. Real people, string you alone with questions and offers then “I can’t buy it till 3 fridays from now hopefully you still have it”.

 

[greasy]

 

[10sec]

Just an obvious PSA, I fucking HATE selling anything, doesn't matter what it is, I hate people.

/rant