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Repo man gets kicked in taint by Michael Jackson Impersonator

Bru

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Seriously, WTF.

http://jalopnik.com/5305842/repo-man-recovering-delorean-kicked-in-taint-by-michael-jackson-impersonator



We saw this video hours ago and we're still trying to recover from the sheer WTF-ness of it. Suffice to say the headline delivers as promised. Also, there is no hope for humanity.

If you've been around Jalopnik for more than a few days, you know we're no strangers to the bizarre, but we're having a hard time writing at the moment because this whole thing is so utterly ridiculous we're laughing like idiots just thinking about it. A Michael Jackson-inspired dance throw-down ahead of kicking a very large repo man in the taint? Really? You have to see it to believe it below. It's around 1:50 in when the taint-kicking occurs.

Sweet mercy, we need some air or we're gonna pass the hell out from laughing. Let's just say we never imagined when we went into the auto-blogging business, there would ever be a need for a "kicked in the taint" tag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPzdoPic_nQ
 

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The still picture they grabbed from the clip is what got me :rofl:
 

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If that dude pulled that crap on me, I'd have been in jail for sure cuz that camera crew would have film of me tearing that guy apart all over that car.
 

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LOL that was some funny shit, I love watching this show on monday nights but I agree it all does look fake/staged.
 

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Can anyone make an animated gif from minute marker 2:00 to 2:02, :rofl:
 

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This shit is fake as hell, and because of that, unfunny.
 

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Yeah i watched it for 5 min the other day and its just stupid retarded fake shit. Jerry Springer-like drama
 

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Yeah i watched it for 5 min the other day and its just stupid retarded fake shit. Jerry Springer-like drama
the only good part of the show is when that fat broad with the sharpie eyebrows has to get out and walk. I laugh every time.
 

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