🔞 SNWS Post Hilariously Terrible Email/DM Scams

[v6buicks]

Do you ever get these? Have you ever tried to read them out loud exactly as they are written? I usually laugh uncontrollably. Of course the gold stopped rolling in to my gmail as soon as I began screen shotting.

This is probably my favorite. Dinero Jo (John?) has a hell of an opportunity for me. I'm no footballer, but maybe the Illuminati NWO will accept me anyway.

From flirting with a stranger, to marriage, and backing down fuck buddies all in one broken assed unsolicited paragraph.

Sandra from Taxes lmao

From the Facebook Turbobricks group. I couldn't think of a less degrading fantasy. I also like how said SexySlut wants sex in a Volvo, but not necessarily the one she just bought.

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[LikeABauce302]

I love when I get DMs from a scammer trying to get personal info. I try to waste as much of their time as I can

Here is one I had a couple of days ago. I've had others that were a lot funnier.

 

[v6buicks]

I love when I get DMs from a scammer trying to get personal info. I try to waste as much of their time as I can

I used to respond to those for trolling purposes, but rarely got a response. ? How are you even supposed to scam me if you don't reply? They're self-trolling

 

[LikeABauce302]

The ones that send a link right away are usually bots. The ones that start with just text are usually a real person. The poor grammar is always my favorite

 

[v6buicks]

The ones that send a link right away are usually bots. The ones that start with just text are usually a real person. The poor grammar is always my favorite

The poor grammar is the most hilarious when it's coming from "The IRS" who apparently needs you send Amazon gift cards.

 

[blakbearddelite]

The one from Rebecca Smith certainly went from 6pm to midnight real fast. She sounded all nice and wholesome while looking for a man...and the last line just really sent it.

 

[Thirdgen89GTA]

James Vietch does a hilarious presentation on spam.

 

[v6buicks]

That's a nice name.

 

[ZXMustang]

This is worth a watch - every second of it...AHAHAHAHA

 

[ZXMustang]

And this one. Benchod means "sister fucker" to the indians...ahahaha

 

[v6buicks]

This is worth a watch - every second of it...AHAHAHAHA

I've only made it about half way through it since I'm kinda listening to it while I work, but I look forward to finding out how it ends.

 

[Thirdgen89GTA]

This is worth a watch - every second of it...AHAHAHAHA

Scammer: ARE YOU IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER?!?!?!?!

Troll: Do you want a gift card?

lol.

 

[Thirdgen89GTA]

Oh God.

Scammer: NOW I SHOW YOU MY POWER!!!!!!!!

Troll: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY FINAL FORM!!!!!!!

 

[v6buicks]

Oh God.

Scammer: NOW I SHOW YOU MY POWER!!!!!!!!

Troll: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY FINAL FORM!!!!!!!
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I was cackling at my desk with headphones on like a friggin idiot when they said that

 

[Thirdgen89GTA]

The Human Race doesn't deserve to live with scammers this dumb. I mean, to get scammed by these guys is naive in the extreme.

It is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.

 

[v6buicks]

Now's your chance to buy an $800 piece of paper.

 

[v6buicks]

Came up in my facebook memories. Thanks for the mail, Crackpot.

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

Came up in my facebook memories. Thanks for the mail, Crackpot.
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Was it delivered Sometime Around Midnight?

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[v6buicks]

Was it delivered Sometime Around Midnight?

?

I STILL get email updates from that band every once in a blue moon. I just never unsubscribed. Now that you have that song stuck in my head, I kinda want to whip out that CD.

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

I STILL get email updates from that band every once in a blue moon. I just never unsubscribed. Now that you have that song stuck in my head, I kinda want to whip out that CD.

You're welcome, glad you got the reference. I saw them live a few years ago, trying to remember which Chicago venue it was at.

BTW, there is a live version that I think is marginally better than the studio cut:

All I Ever Wanted (Live from Walt Disney Concert Hall) - Sometime Around Midnight (feat. The Calder Quartet)

 

[v6buicks]

TNT Express Deliveries wants to send me an underage granddaughter with 21 million dollars? CHILD TRAFFICKING!!!

 

[v6buicks]

Backstory:

I still use my middle school email account for when I need to give an email address, but don't really want to. It's obviously where I get all this ridiculous spam from. Anyway, I dedass made my address "[email protected]" (I was 12, don't judge!) so this spam bot actually thinks my name is Mr. Waffle.

Yes, I am Mr. Waffle. 1 shirt plz.

"If you're not like receive more mails click here to unsubscribe"

Seems legit!

 

[GTPpower]

I would totally rock a "waffle blood runs through my veins" shirt.