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[DEEZUZ]

I wash my ass with my fingers. Not a wash cloth(only at hotels) so every now and then I pull a Bae hair out of my ass and it's just unreal.

 

[Blood on Blood]

Yea. I refuse to sleep naked.. If I do I wakeup with long blonde hairs wrapped in my ass hair

Purchase a wider bed?

 

[DEEZUZ]

Purchase a wider bed?

We have a Cali king

 

[DEEZUZ]

And 82% of the time I sleep on the couch. Fuck that noise.

 

[Blood on Blood]

I wash my ass with my fingers. Not a wash cloth(only at hotels) so every now and then I pull a Bae hair out of my ass and it's just unreal.

Do you also find her long blonde hair in your food?

 

[Yaj Yak]

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

thank god we stopped talking about kids so that we could start discussing this nonsense

tf

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

alex never gets to complain about the topic at hand again

 

[DEEZUZ]

Do you also find her long blonde hair in your food?

Never...

 

[Blood on Blood]

We have a Cali king

Same and those are pretty wide.

 

[DEEZUZ]

alex never gets to complain about the topic at hand again

 

[Jimbo]

alex never gets to complain about the topic at hand again

The hand that washes the butthole

 

[Blood on Blood]

Never...

Really? So how does her hair creep on you, but not in your food?

 

[DEEZUZ]

Really? So how does her hair creep on you, but not in your food?

I mean while cooking your not really wrestling around tossing and turning.

 

[Blood on Blood]

I mean while cooking your not really wrestling around tossing and turning.

 

[DEEZUZ]

 

[DEEZUZ]

Trust tree..

 

[DEEZUZ]

Thought we were in.

 

[Blood on Blood]

I wash my ass with my fingers. Not a wash cloth(only at hotels) so every now and then I pull a Bae hair out of my ass and it's just unreal.

How deep does your finger enter the Holy Land?

 

[DEEZUZ]

How deep does your finger enter the Holy Land?

It depends how bad the last 72 hrs BM's were. Usually I just have to graze surface

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

NEVER

worst topic change in TCG history

 

[DEEZUZ]

NEVER

worst topic change in TCG history

Well we all don't have 5 year olds with 401ks and degrees in biochemistry to gloat about

 

[DEEZUZ]

Little dude right now is rearranging sub atomic particles in DNA strands while classmates are drooling and sipping from cups with spill proof tops.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

Little dude just ripped the front piece off his dresser I now get to fix. So yes, he is ripping apart subatomic particles at the macro level.

 

[Yaj Yak]