💬 OT Officially new Official Bored Thread

[IZZy]

Good morning

 

[Blood on Blood]

Fuck me running.

Rented a car through enterprise for work, showed up to grab it tonight and they gave the bitch away and didn't have anything else.
Jumped on Orbitz, only place that shows cars is Hertz 10 miles way so I zipped over there before they closed.
Dude legit laughed in my face.
Zero rental cars available tonight in the Des Moines area.
What the fuck is going on?

All being used for Takeover videos

 

[Jon01]

All being used for Takeover videos

You're probably not wrong dude.

 

[boostedguy05]

Fuck me running.

Rented a car through enterprise for work, showed up to grab it tonight and they gave the bitch away and didn't have anything else.
Jumped on Orbitz, only place that shows cars is Hertz 10 miles way so I zipped over there before they closed.
Dude legit laughed in my face.
Zero rental cars available tonight in the Des Moines area.
What the fuck is going on?

Try turo?

 

[boostedguy05]

1st airport beer down. Going back for a second. Still 40 minutes till we board, then another 40 for departure.

 

[Spivitz]

boostedguy05

Where you goin?
Safe travels Mang

 

[boostedguy05]

boostedguy05

Where you goin?
Safe travels Mang

Sunny Phoenix.

 

[boostedguy05]

#2 at airport. #5 for the day.

 

[Shawn1112]

It’s actually illegal and you will get fined if they find out.

We are talking about fucking Mexico, did you really just say that SMFH
Them huge property taxes with great schools white washed the fuck out of you

 

[Shawn1112]

How is it illegal?

I know people that go to TJ often with no passports, just pay $20 each way and he is talking about taxes at the borders lmmfao

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

You have to pay a tax. If you deny it and get caught it is worse.

This is a terrible explanation fwiw

 

[DEEZUZ]

Sounds like something an old white paranoid Boomer would say and actually be scared of

 

[DEEZUZ]

GOOBLESS IF YOU GET CAUGHT

 

[The Beast]

 

[boostedguy05]

Soon

 

[GLADIATOR]

We are talking about fucking Mexico, did you really just say that SMFH
Them huge property taxes with great schools white washed the fuck out of you

I remember them giving my dad shit because he had his 50 Chevy PU painted at the border and had to pay like $500. I am seeing him tomorrow and will ask.

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

How many decades ago was this gramps

 

[boostedguy05]

I don't know what your talking about. I drove it here like this.

 

[GLADIATOR]

How many decades ago was this gramps

Technically not a gramps yet. Want to be. Will have full report tomorrow.

 

[Jon01]

Try turo?

There was a Jeep available but I'm hesitant to do it on the corpo card given it's someone else's car.
Don't wanna get my dick in the wringer...

 

[boostedguy05]

We landed boys! Only 10pm here. Time to party.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Fuck me running.

Rented a car through enterprise for work, showed up to grab it tonight and they gave the bitch away and didn't have anything else.
Jumped on Orbitz, only place that shows cars is Hertz 10 miles way so I zipped over there before they closed.
Dude legit laughed in my face.
Zero rental cars available tonight in the Des Moines area.
What the fuck is going on?

Fuuuuck enterprise goons.

 

[Blood on Blood]

Morning

 

[Shawn1112]

Picked up my tux last night and man do I feel funny wearing that shit. I have worn one only one other time in my life and that was for my brothers wedding.
After my speech and the first dance, the top half of that shit is coming off and I'll be in a white t

 

[Pewter-Camaro]

well wife woke up at 4am so I’ve been up since 4 am.

Also got a red light ticket sent to us for rolling a right turn at a red in her car. Wife immediately lost her shit and blamed me. ticket was on a Monday at 8:30 am. Told her I know that light and always stop behind the line, wait 3 seconds, then pull up and take the right turn, plus I never go into the office on mondays, and have not driven her car in a couple months… but I will pay it. Hours later she just quietly takes the ticket from my nightstand and says nothing. She paid it. ? she was going to a Drs appointment that morning and the video she whipped around the turn on the red.