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[DEEZUZ]

What kind of profit margins do you think most small restaurants manage?

I mean. I only k ow of 1 schoops to close, ever... And that was lowell and it was recent and Lowell's was a horrid location for them to be

 

[Blood on Blood]

Do not watch rug cleaning short videos as you will be sucked in for the before vs after results

Don’t do it

Just don’t

 

[Blood on Blood]

Learned something new today, Cleopatra is credited for inventing the first DIY Vibrator buy filling an empty gourd with hundreds of bees.

 

[Yaj Yak]

what the fuck is a schoops

 

[Spivitz]

 

[Yaj Yak]

And I was just saying I have never found a franchise faq that informative before

how often are you reading franchise faq's

 

[boostedguy05]

I don't know %5 doesn't sound like a whole lot.

What's chik FIL a?

Chick-fil-A has a distinct franchise business model. The Chick-fil-A franchise fee is a very accessible at $10,000. Chick-fil-A corporation will pay for land, construction and equipment for a restaurant, then rent it to the franchisee for 15% of sales plus 50% of pretax profit remaining. Therefore, startup costs are very low, in exchange for higher-than-usual monthly payments.

 

[Yaj Yak]

legit best part of this movie.

 

[Shawn1112]

2 weeks ago I had some Jordans I ordered never show up. Fed Ex pulled in front of my house, sat out front for 2 minutes. Guy left and I then got the alert they were delivered. So I'm assuming the driver stole them, meet up with a friend or someone he knows while on the route and offloads packages to him.

Last week, my Wifes wedding dress for our daughters wedding was delivered by Fed Ex. Showed it being delivered but we never got it.
Next day the older lady across the street brings it over as they delivered to her house.

Yesterday Fed Ex was supposed to deliver some AirMax shoes to my house. Get the notification they were delivered, well not to my house.
Neighbor knocks on my door about 7pm and hands me my shoes

Also yesterday, I ordered something from Amazon with same day delivery. Get the email it was delivered and it says handed to customer. They sure the fuck didnt ring my bell and hand me my package. So thats now MIA

 

[Yaj Yak]

the fuck

 

[smug]

Damn am I thought it was bad around here with delivering packages to the wrong address

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Morning all

Off to vegas for ISC West.

 

[DEEZUZ]

2 weeks ago I had some Jordans I ordered never show up. Fed Ex pulled in front of my house, sat out front for 2 minutes. Guy left and I then got the alert they were delivered. So I'm assuming the driver stole them, meet up with a friend or someone he knows while on the route and offloads packages to him.

Last week, my Wifes wedding dress for our daughters wedding was delivered by Fed Ex. Showed it being delivered but we never got it.
Next day the older lady across the street brings it over as they delivered to her house.

Yesterday Fed Ex was supposed to deliver some AirMax shoes to my house. Get the notification they were delivered, well not to my house.
Neighbor knocks on my door about 7pm and hands me my shoes

Also yesterday, I ordered something from Amazon with same day delivery. Get the email it was delivered and it says handed to customer. They sure the fuck didnt ring my bell and hand me my package. So thats now MIA

That's fucked.

Our UPS guy has our garage code and puts all our packages inside the garage. Even ones he didn't deliver that are sitting out there.

 

[DEEZUZ]

N20GT

Schoops soon..?

 

[DEEZUZ]

I need me a triple bacon cheeseburga

 

[GLADIATOR]

Start our own franchise...Deezil Burgers. GEt your injectors replaced and eat a burger with all servers in flat bill caps.

 

[DEEZUZ]

Sylvia Perez has got to be the worst news person ever. They stick her with a younger group of news people and she just has absolutely zero knowledge of basic, pop culture, movies, etc..

She's just dumbfounded at almost anything they talk about. Newest shows or movies, even old ones. I do not care for her at all.

 

[GLADIATOR]

noted

 

[Blood on Blood]

Morning

 

[Pewter-Camaro]

2 weeks ago I had some Jordans I ordered never show up. Fed Ex pulled in front of my house, sat out front for 2 minutes. Guy left and I then got the alert they were delivered. So I'm assuming the driver stole them, meet up with a friend or someone he knows while on the route and offloads packages to him.

Last week, my Wifes wedding dress for our daughters wedding was delivered by Fed Ex. Showed it being delivered but we never got it.
Next day the older lady across the street brings it over as they delivered to her house.

Yesterday Fed Ex was supposed to deliver some AirMax shoes to my house. Get the notification they were delivered, well not to my house.
Neighbor knocks on my door about 7pm and hands me my shoes

Also yesterday, I ordered something from Amazon with same day delivery. Get the email it was delivered and it says handed to customer. They sure the fuck didnt ring my bell and hand me my package. So thats now MIA

All I gotta say is Fex Ex is soo bad our company is leaving them after the trial period and going back to the more expensive UPS.

 

[Jamesv82]

N20GT

Schoops soon..?

How about Saturday,

 

[DEEZUZ]

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

Last week my wife ordered something fedex that required a signature. Dude rings the doorbell, i talk to him through it and say we're both at work. He said i'll try back tomorrow and again the day after.

He marked the following two days as attempted, but he never came. My wife was home for one of them, no paper left on the door, no activity on the doorbell.

Like dude...you know I have the ring doorbell...why the fuck would you mark it as attempted 3x when you clearly did not return after the first attempt.

They are pathetic

Here’s one

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

fedex is the biggest group of fuckups i've ever seen. Tire changer shipped in two boxes, 105 lbs total, shows delivered yesterday. On my doorstop there's one small box . I planned on opening a ticket with those idiots today but before I could do that a valpo # calls me, super nice guy named carl, "Hey it looks like I got your fedex package, big box that says it's 81 lbs".

They had two fucking boxes...from one place...going to one location....how did they manage to only deliver one of them to me. Not only that, I expected him to be one of the nearby neighbors I hadn't met which I guess would have been an understandable mistake. Nope...he lives 3 miles away.

Another

 

[Yaj Yak]