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For my phone, wallet and passport i'd kick the fuck out of those monkeys lol. I was nervous seeing the kid standing alone though, a monkey can drag a kid pretty easily.

Monkeys are straight up dicks, everything about them
Give one or 2 the old field goal style kick I bet the rest would figure it out.
Fuck those things.
 
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Anyone else fighting off monkeys for their possessions? :s00ls:

The kids name is Darwin too? :bowrofl:

Lincoln Park Zoo had monkeys that looked like those. My dad called them Chinese monkeys and till this day I’m not sure if he made that up or thats what they were called. Anyhow one of the few times my Dad picked us up, he took us to the zoo. We were feeding them by handing them whatever it was thru the fence, I wanna say it was peanuts. One monkey dropped the peanut and I was near the fence looking for the peanut and I was obviously too close. One of those fuckers grabbed me by the hair and was violently banging my head into the fence. My dad or step mom ran over and had to physically pull the monkeys hand off my hair. I wanna say I was 7-8 years old and I was screaming and crying like a little bitch lol.
 
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You see similar monkeys jacking off and banging each other at the Brookfield Zoo.

Passing around female monkeys like it’s a gang bang porn shoot.
Super common for them to kill or abandon their babies too. That Aussie was a pansy, should have drop kicked the lot of them
 

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This is very well written out and explains alot

It’s hard enough making it in small business, fuck having to pay x% off the top plus all the other shit a franchise will rope you in to. The risk is all yours and the upside is all theirs

You don’t need a franchise to sell burgers
 

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It’s hard enough making it in small business, fuck having to pay x% off the top plus all the other shit a franchise will rope you in to. The risk is all yours and the upside is all theirs

You don’t need a franchise to sell burgers
Might be a few McDonalds franchise owners that disagree.
 
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It’s hard enough making it in small business, fuck having to pay x% off the top plus all the other shit a franchise will rope you in to. The risk is all yours and the upside is all theirs

You don’t need a franchise to sell burgers
You may not Enjoy their burgers but since they are exclusive to the region they are very popular with travelers.
 

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