💬 OT Officially new Official Bored Thread

[Spivitz]

Undershirt, flannel, jeans..... and fire.

I'm at 1732 feet, it was breezy

 

[Shawn1112]

I'm at 1732 feet, it was breezy

Its that piss water thinning out your blood

 

[Jimy Bilmo]

I'm at 1732 feet, it was breezy

 

[Spivitz]

Its that piss water thinning out your blood

So smooth, ice cold and delicious.

Its OK Man, not everyone appreciates the finer things like Premium Piss Water
????

 

[IZZy]

Morning strokes

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

Hello
Piss water fan checking in
Lemme get some Miller high life
Union bargaining in 20min
I’m about 60% sure we will get everything resolved today and have a contract to vote on. All that’s left is wages.

 

[GLADIATOR]

Torn labrum checking in

My boss is like a second wife. On the phone with him all morning and he gets all frustrated and I have to talk him off the ledge. He has had his job eliminated like me also and freaks out and thinks we are getting shitcanned all the time. Help Dear Lord.

 

[boostedguy05]

Sooooo, you joined another failing company??

 

[GLADIATOR]

Sooooo, you joined another failing company??

Not failing just extreme corpo expectations. Brand is on fire. If you sell 1000 cases, corpo DB will argue you should have sold 1001 cases. That’s sales in a nut shell.

 

[boostedguy05]

Well yeah. Just sell more.

 

[DEEZUZ]

Gotta be in it to win it

 

[Blood on Blood]

always be closing

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

yearly review. basically shot the shit with the managers for an hour.

5% increase in duckets

 

[Blood on Blood]

Not failing just extreme corpo expectations. Brand is on fire. If you sell 1000 cases, corpo DB will argue you should have sold 1001 cases. That’s sales in a nut shell.

What is your Exit strategy?

 

[boostedguy05]

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

What is your Exit strategy?

 

[GLADIATOR]

What is your Exit strategy?

I gotta head hunter all over my nut sack for a snack company. Resume updated and sent. I always listen to ops.

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

the topic of juano's employment is tired AF. Let the man "sell" (ok, distribute) his poison in peace

 

[The Beast]

Great now we have to listen about how great these snacks are Juan will work for.

 

[Jimy Bilmo]

I like snacks

 

[GLADIATOR]

My ex,ex-boss would sweat expiration dates on product and legit calculate like Rain man how much we would have to sell per minute. I would have to calm him down and he wouldn’t sleep all night.

My current boss is just broken. Ha has been let go three times from previous jobs. Kinda why we hit it off. Shared the same pain.

 

[The Beast]

It’s never good enough

 

[GLADIATOR]

Great now we have to listen about how great these snacks are Juan will work for.

Not yet. G Fuel is still the bestest though.

 

[GLADIATOR]

It’s never good enough

I ain’t even looking. They contact me because of my LinkedIn activity. This new opportunity would put me the Hellcat Demon conversation, 10 year car loan, but still in the hunt.

 

[Yaj Yak]

always be closing

ABS

Always Be Stocking