💬 OT Officially new Official Bored Thread

[The Beast]

I read the email and apparently those rides come with an "ontime guaranteee" so they owe me my $29 back plus $10 in uber cash which I won't end up using

Money always goes to money

 

[DEEZUZ]

I absolutely never ever really check receipts from stores.

But last night walked out with 6 bags and most expensive thing was 2 frozen pizzas at $14.. $81..im like no freaking way... Sure as shit they charge me for some designer cheese that was like $18/lbs when in reality I got Muenster cheese for $5.99/lb.

Had to go back in and slap a hoe.

 

[Blood on Blood]

Morning -

Coffee
Work

Rinse & Repeat

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Starting to think I have carpal tunnel in both hands. Have all the symptoms my Wife had a few years back, but she only had it on one arm (hand or wrist, whatever you want to call it lol). Can not use either hand for more than a minute or so before they start hurting to the point, I have to stop what I'm doing. I have a super high pain tolerance, so for me to stop means something is wrong. Something as simple as cutting up a few chicken breasts, I have to stop and take a break. Over the weekend, doing my sons GF brakes, few turns of the ratchet and just pure aggravation. Trying push the piston back on the caliper with my C Clamp, had to take a break lol. Going to the Dr has always been a last resort for me, but I think I'm going to have to eventually go see him.

It sucks, I think my hands are starting to develop it too. Not as fast as you, but things I used to do for longer periods of time like using a screw driver or repeated motions, I can't do it for as long without having to stop and stretch my hands.

 

[DEEZUZ]

There braces you guys can start wearing right now when you sleep to help

 

[DEEZUZ]

For me it's being on my back with hands above my body for a long period of time. Like putting a starter in.. My God.

 

[Blood on Blood]

There braces you guys can start wearing right now when you sleep to help

Truth, then there is the outpatient surgery as the last resort

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

For me it's being on my back with hands above my body for a long period of time. Like putting a starter in.. My God.

Dude, or using them straight out slightly raised...fuck is that shit tiring fast ?

 

[P40E]

I’ve had my Benz for about 10 months . Bought it used . It had working Sirius radio but I never used it . The last two days I’ve been using it . How am I getting free Sirius after 10 months and not even paying for it ?

 

[DEEZUZ]

I’ve had my Benz for about 10 months . Bought it used . It had working Sirius radio but I never used it . The last two days I’ve been using it . How am I getting free Sirius after 10 months and not even paying for it ?

They do that when you buy it used. Don't matter. Once your registration hits they know from getting DMV information

 

[DEEZUZ]

Also they give out free Sirius every now and then to get you hooked

 

[Shawn1112]

Also they give out free Sirius every now and then to get you hooked

Been free for the last 4-5 days, I got an email saying today was the last day

 

[Shawn1112]

It sucks, I think my hands are starting to develop it too. Not as fast as you, but things I used to do for longer periods of time like using a screw driver or repeated motions, I can't do it for as long without having to stop and stretch my hands.

This has been going on for quite some time, its just getting worse.

There braces you guys can start wearing right now when you sleep to help

Thanks, will look into them

For me it's being on my back with hands above my body for a long period of time. Like putting a starter in.. My God.

OMFG, yes

Truth, then there is the outpatient surgery as the last resort

Trying to avoid that at all costs. Dont want to ask my Wife to wipe my ass for me for a couple of months lol.

Dude, or using them straight out slightly raised...fuck is that shit tiring fast ?

Yes!

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

This has been going on for quite some time, its just getting worse.

Thanks, will look into them

OMFG, yes

Trying to avoid that at all costs. Dont want to ask my Wife to wipe my ass for me for a couple of months lol.


Yes!

The wife wiping ass part is easy, buy a bidet

 

[Blood on Blood]

Trying to avoid that at all costs. Dont want to ask my Wife to wipe my ass for me for a couple of months lol.

For richer and poor, good times and bad…

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

My wife is a nurse (they see some shit, literally) and still I’d buy a bidet or just shower after every shit long before I’d ask her to wipe my ass

I’d want the Binford bidet level 9000 to ensure full cleanliness

 

[Blood on Blood]

My wife is a nurse (they see some shit, literally) and still I’d buy a bidet or just shower after every shit long before I’d ask her to wipe my ass

I’d want the Binford bidet level 9000 to ensure full cleanliness

Is that a Bidet toilet seat attachment?

Curious if those work

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

Lord Tin Foilhat has one

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

My wife is a nurse (they see some shit, literally) and still I’d buy a bidet or just shower after every shit long before I’d ask her to wipe my ass

I’d want the Binford bidet level 9000 to ensure full cleanliness

that's the model where the small little female Asian hand comes out and hand wipes it for you.

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

that's the model where the small little female Asian hand comes out and hand wipes it for you.

Lmaoooo

I’m picturing a toilet that’s set up like a car wash on the inside. Give me 100 psi and a wash and rinse cycle or gtfo

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

Plane is here an hour late ?

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Is that a Bidet toilet seat attachment?

Curious if those work

NEO 320 on amazon

not perfect fitment, but I also have an older toilet. If I were to re-buy, I would buy one where the seat is the bidet, but this gets the job done. Mounting and perfect aim is the fuzzy part. Get it pretty close, and then you shift your ass around while sitting to clean it. Hot water is nice on a cold morning

Or the fancy ass models will move the jets around also so you dont have to shift as much

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RX2UI/?tag=tcg21-20

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

I had another dream last night where I hadn’t actually finished my degree and was enrolled in 5 classes, only one of which I’d actively attended, and it’s finals week.

no fucking joke even when I woke up I thought that was the case, prob didn’t help that early December is finals time. Took like 15-20 seconds to realize that school is years behind me

 

[Chester Copperpot]

I had another dream last night where I hadn’t actually finished my degree and was enrolled in 5 classes, only one of which I’d actively attended, and it’s finals week.

no fucking joke even when I woke up I thought that was the case, prob didn’t help that early December is finals time. Took like 15-20 seconds to realize that school is years behind me

I still have panic attacks about online classes. It's Sunday morning "FUCK I DIDN'T DO ANY OF MY-..."

Traditional schooling is traumatic as fuck, name ANYTHING else that causes so many fucking people to wake up mid-REM sleep worrying about shit they don't have to do anymore. Change my mind.

 

[DEEZUZ]

High school dreams are the worst.

Anxiety like a mfer.

Always forget books for blue day, or think it's white day/visa versa.

CN never remember locker combo