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Kensington

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Jetta is always full vagina

Ridgeline is at least classified as a mid-size truck, so agree with baby dick (one step above big clit).
The old Jetta diesel wagons were kinda cool with the manual, got great mileage, and could haul a shit load of stuff. And the GLI is just a slightly larger GTI with a trunk.

All other Jetta's are almost exclusively driven by women, and the rest are likely homosexual men. Case in point. My mom has a Jetta.

I remember about 15 years ago, hot girls drove Jetta's. That was the IT thing
 

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Wife's old passat was an amazing car. Interior literally as roomy as my dad150, 52 mpg, funny power curve (good torque for a split second then fell flat on its face at 2k lol)
 

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Will always have a soft spot for teh TDI
My buddy had a '10 Jetta Sportwagen TDI 6-speed. And it was pretty awesome. He could haul 4 full size guys, all their shit for a long weekend bachelor party, doing 80mph and get 50mpg
 

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My buddy had a '10 Jetta Sportwagen TDI 6-speed. And it was pretty awesome. He could haul 4 full size guys, all their shit for a long weekend bachelor party, doing 80mph and get 50mpg
Wife had a 2015 TDI passat. Car was amazing. Legit could not believe the interior space, aaaaaand 50+mpg highway

We made a lot of money when they bought it back, but she still didn't want to get rid of it
 

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I'll take that 2015 TDI over the 2020 fusion hybrid I was using earlier this week. Idk why I just felt uncomfortable AF in that car.

My jacked up back surely did not help the situation
 

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Oh yeah, my buddy made out like a bandit. They bought it for like $15K after 5 years, so he really only "lost" like $8K
 

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Ridgeline has a baby dick bed, but it's still a baby dick. The Jetta is full on vagina, unless it has a manual and diesel or is a GLI
Brah....my Jetta has a turbo. Turbo equals booooost. All RL has Is plenty of space for a man bag where you store your balls.
 

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This might take the cake for "ugliest vehicle produced in the last 10 years". For sure. At best it's in the top 3

It looks exactly like a 90's minivan with the back half cut off

you're so wrong.
 

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