💬 OT Officially new Official Bored Thread

[Shawn1112]

Morning


My kids weren't even asleep by 10. They were in bed tho.

Mikes liquor store is re-opened. Drove past at 1:30 yesterday on my way to an OT job and still boarded up. Come home about 7ish and he was open, lol

 

[boostedguy05]

Maybe I will stop in on my way home from work.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Was up way too late reorganizing the home server rack. Still don't have my gaming unit hooked back up, might need to reroute cables, or just stick it under my desk for now.

 

[DEEZUZ]

formula is poseda sell today.

had inspection yesterday, thought i killed the inspector.

took him for a boat ride

"alright i want you to now turn hard starboard"

how hard?

"as hard as you can"

seriously?

"yes we need to"

you're absolutely sure when you say as hard as i can?

"yes, go for it"

okay, here we go.

i turn, hard, and throttle into it,

INSTANTLY, next thing I know, inspector guy (mid to upper 60s?) leaves the seat next to me, goes face first into the other side of the boat and is now pretzled shoulder downward into the cabin of my boat.

I throw the boat into neutral and am just like holy shit man are you okay! somehow he seemed alright or he just put on a face for me.

the next "test turn" was a lot less intense.



fucking weird day.

Why is there an inspector?

 

[Shawn1112]

Why is there an inspector?

Probably because of the cost of the boat. I'd do the same if spending that much dough

 

[DEEZUZ]

I'm Gunna pull the white privledge card here

 

[Yaj Yak]

Why is there an inspector?

dude wanted it inspected. i didn't mind.

i dont think if i were to pay for an inspection, i would have gone with this guy though.

imo, a "proper" inspection, should at a MINIMUM include a compression test.

this inspection dude's method to check compression was "see if it hits top rpm"



oooookayyy partner.

 

[DEEZUZ]

Didn't even check for blow by.

 

[DEEZUZ]

What a fucking cuck

 

[DEEZUZ]

Bub Yaj Yak

I don't think our bagels are ever coming back

 

[Yaj Yak]

son of a bitch are you fucking with me

 

[Bub]

Bub Yaj Yak

I don't think our bagels are ever coming back

Dude don't even get me started. I called Culver's the other day and they're not sure they're getting Lemon Ice this season. I'm sorry Corona and black people but this is going a little far.

 

[DEEZUZ]

 

[DEEZUZ]

Fast food suffers we all suffer

 

[GLADIATOR]

formula is poseda sell today.

had inspection yesterday, thought i killed the inspector.

took him for a boat ride

"alright i want you to now turn hard starboard"

how hard?

"as hard as you can"

seriously?

"yes we need to"

you're absolutely sure when you say as hard as i can?

"yes, go for it"

okay, here we go.

i turn, hard, and throttle into it,

INSTANTLY, next thing I know, inspector guy (mid to upper 60s?) leaves the seat next to me, goes face first into the other side of the boat and is now pretzled shoulder downward into the cabin of my boat.

I throw the boat into neutral and am just like holy shit man are you okay! somehow he seemed alright or he just put on a face for me.

the next "test turn" was a lot less intense.



fucking weird day.

 

[Yaj Yak]

basically at about 26 mph and i didn't move at all. so yeah.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

Dude don't even get me started. I called Culver's the other day and they're not sure they're getting Lemon Ice this season. I'm sorry Corona and black people but this is going a little far.

This is a fucking travesty. I need muh custard.

 

[Bub]

This is a fucking travesty. I need muh custard.

What the fuck custard? Do you even read? Lemon. God damn. Ice. You fucking knuckle dragger.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

What the fuck custard? Do you even read? Lemon. God damn. Ice. You fucking knuckle dragger.

No shit. Lemon ice + vanilla custard is delicious.

It didn't occur to me that my weird tastes don't translate well.

 

[Spivitz]

Maybe I will stop in on my way home from work.

I grabbed four cases at Jewel around 7:24am

$13.99 / each

 

[boostedguy05]

I grabbed four cases at Jewel around 7:24am

$13.99 / each

Damn, my Jewel wont sell before 9 or 10am.

 

[Yaj Yak]

im pretty sure out here 6am booze is good to go

 

[DEEZUZ]

Our cats used the front litter box 9 times yesterday and rear box 7 times.

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

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WFW

 

[Mook]

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