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New Liquor Warning Labels

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Bumper Sticker of the Year...

"If you can read this, thank a teacher....
If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier."
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New Liquor Warning Labels


Due to increasing products liability litigation,

American liquor manufacturers have accepted the

FDA's suggestion that the following warning

labels be placed immediately on all varieties of

alcohol containers:



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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make

you think you are whispering when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major

factor in dancing like a retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you

to tell your friends over and over again that

you love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you

to think you can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you

to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for

you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make

you think you can logically converse with

members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create

the illusion that you are tougher, smarter,

faster and better looking than most people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead

you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may

cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be

a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack

you tihnk you can tipe real gode..
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