Napkin Phenomenon

[IZZy]

I was under the assumption everybody grabbed extra and put them in their glove box lol

 

[Bub]

For what those fucks charge for guac they're lucky I don't grab all those lemon wedges and hot sauce and throw them out too. Fuck them and their recycled sawdust napkins getting almost $3 for s tiddly wink scoop of guac.

 

[Great White Drake]

I’ll admit I’m that guy and I don’t care. I also will never use the top drink lid in a stack. I count down a few, grab the 6th or 7th one and throw away the others on top. I throw them away because I touched them, it’s also why I grab the 7th one. I don’t want someone else’s shitty fingers near my drink.

 

[DEEZUZ]

Yea if I touch something while getting my own I toss it

 

[Sprayin]

the shit the people who are making your food touch is so much worse you psychos

 

[TonzKnock-G]

I always grab extra and keep them at my desk. Never go to waste.

 

[LikeABauce302]

If you touch the door handle and don't wash or sanitize your hands right away, you've already been exposed to every germ and bacteria from all of the other patrons anyhow. Public places are gross. I try not to think about it and just wash my hands as often as I can.

 

[radioguy6]

If you touch the door handle and don't wash or sanitize your hands right away, you've already been exposed to every germ and bacteria from all of the other patrons anyhow. Public places are gross. I try not to think about it and just wash my hands as often as I can.

I use the kick plate as much as possible to open every public door. Door handles are a petri dish of nasty.

 

[Broke EF]

I came in here thinking that this was going to actually be the napkin ring problem
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napkin_ring_problem

But this may be better I will admit that at Chipotle specifically I take a ton of napkins, but we use them at home. I really don't get people who do what you are talking about and take a bunch that they throw away. One or two extra I can understand, but I have seen people throw a stack away. When I go to a drive through and they give me however many, I almost always keep the extras. Either in the glove compartment of my car, or in a drawer at work. Both have come in clutch more than once.

If you take an inch stack of napkins and think you may actually use them all you should just eat from a trough.


Sean

 

[DEEZUZ]

If you touch the door handle and don't wash or sanitize your hands right away, you've already been exposed to every germ and bacteria from all of the other patrons anyhow. Public places are gross. I try not to think about it and just wash my hands as often as I can.

Resistent infections in your future. Let your body do its job and ward off against shit.

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

You wasteful bastards. I try to use the least amount of plastic/paper possible.

As previously mentioned...you're not sparing yourself any germs by throwing a bunch of shit away...the teenager at the counter probably wiped his pimpled face with a gloved hand 8 seconds before making your food

Enjoy your burrito bowl

 

[radioguy6]

Resistent infections in your future. Let your body do its job and ward off against shit.

touching a fecal covered door knob once and a while, but I like to believe 3 decades of drinking lake Michigan tap water has built immunity too.

 

[blakbearddelite]

Resistent infections in your future. Let your body do its job and ward off against shit.

Exactly, hand sanitizers will cost you your life. The worst thing you can do for your immune system is to coddle it. They need to fight their own battles. If our employers really cared about our well-being, they would set up hand de-sanitizing stations. A simple bowl at every juncture filled with dirt, vomit, fecal matter. Exposing yourself to germs is the best way to make yourself strong. The principle is sound. To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this. Maybe they have something against living forever.

 

[DEEZUZ]

well.... thats kind of.... extreme but yea!

 

[greasy]

It is pretty coming knowledge that the over use of antibacterial soaps and hand sanitizers makes your body way less effective at fighting off germs and viruses.

 

[Bruce Jibboo]

Exactly, hand sanitizers will cost you your life. The worst thing you can do for your immune system is to coddle it. They need to fight their own battles. If our employers really cared about our well-being, they would set up hand de-sanitizing stations. A simple bowl at every juncture filled with dirt, vomit, fecal matter. Exposing yourself to germs is the best way to make yourself strong. The principle is sound. To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this. Maybe they have something against living forever.

did u copy/paste this or you been doing health research?

 

[blakbearddelite]

did u copy/paste this or you been doing health research?

Courtesy of my friend, Dwight.