My 17 year old kid has an older girlfriend

[wombat]

I was paying top dollar for teh Durex. Fuckers were like $13/20 pack

Good thing you only had to buy a single pack huh

 

[boostedguy05]

Good thing you only had to buy a single pack huh

Rinse and repeat.

 

[DEEZUZ]

Good thing you only had to buy a single pack huh

I never ever knew about bulk packs. I was also going to CVS like a dumbass where they were expensive as fuck.

 

[VenomInside]

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

Could just go to the local (county) health department, ask for them, and they would have handed you a paper bag full of them, for free.

When you're making $4.25/hr in 1990 you need to save every penny you can for the fine dining choices at McD's and Denny's.

 

[boostedguy05]

Could just go to the local (county) health department, ask for them, and they would have handed you a paper bag full of them, for free.

When you're making $4.25/hr in 1990 you need to save every penny you can for the fine dining choices at McD's and Denny's.

Shawn1112 Has a picture. You don't even has to ask anymore. They are in bins outside the door for you to take.

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

Shawn1112 Has a picture. You don't even has to ask anymore. They are in bins outside the door for you to take.

 

[IceCreamAssassin]

Asked my dad some questions when I was like 14, he left the room. Came back with vhs tape and popped it in the vcr… then said “now that’s a good blow job” left the room and let me watch. Solid parenting.

 

[DEEZUZ]

 

[Pro Stock John]

Asked my dad some questions when I was like 14, he left the room. Came back with vhs tape and popped it in the vcr… then said “now that’s a good blow job” left the room and let me watch. Solid parenting.

My mom let me see Animal House. That scene with the HS girl... seared into my brain.

 

[Blood on Blood]

My father also had the talk, then played a porn VHS tape and I was off to the races from there.

Popped my virginity in a GF on her period

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

My father also had the talk, then played a porn VHS tape and I was off to the races from there.

Popped my virginity in a GF on her period

Ahh, you had a Bloody Mary…

Bet you never look at the drink the same again ?

 

[boostedguy05]

Ahh, you had a Bloody Mary…

Bet you never look at the drink the same again ?

That's a red rocket. Bloody Mary is going down on a girl during her time.

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

That's a red rocket. Bloody Mary is going down on a girl during her time.

Thank you. I knew there was one I was missing.

Never had the, um… pleasure? ? I consider myself fortunate.

Like Ron White said, just because the ride is closed doesn’t mean you shut down the whole amusement park. There’s always the log ride.

 

[boostedguy05]

Put down an extra towel and enjoy auto lube mode.

 

[Pro Stock John]

 

[Sprayin]

That's a red rocket. Bloody Mary is going down on a girl during her time.

We called that getting your Red Wings.

 

[nytebyte]

Asked my dad some questions when I was like 14, he left the room. Came back with vhs tape and popped it in the vcr… then said “now that’s a good blow job” left the room and let me watch. Solid parenting.

My father also had the talk, then played a porn VHS tape and I was off to the races from there.

Popped my virginity in a GF on her period

It's interesting how dads always had that porn VHS tape handy.

 

[importcrew]

I was paying top dollar for teh Durex. Fuckers were like $13/20 pack

You paid for them?....when I was "active" I would just steal them from Walmart or jewel. I was too cheap to buy them and to embarrassed to talk to my mom about it. I don't think I ever had "the talk" with my parents. I just remember telling my mom that I might be a dad at the age of 16. Told her not to tell anybody and that same weekend my entire family on my mom's side were congratulating me.

Turned out I wasn't going to be a dad after all.

 

[Shawn1112]

We called that getting your Red Wings.

We called Red Wings if you ate a bitch out on her period

 

[Sprayin]

We called Red Wings if you ate a bitch out on her period

That's exactly what I said in the reply

 

[blue-sun]

My father also had the talk, then played a porn VHS tape and I was off to the races from there.

Popped my virginity in a GF on her period

username checks out

 

[VenomInside]

 

[Shawn1112]

That's exactly what I said in the reply

I misread it, carry on lol

 

[daturbosix]