My 17 year old kid has an older girlfriend

[SpeedSpeak2me]

Don’t let him wave his fingers in front of your nose.

 

[Pro Stock John]

He said they've only kissed.

I'm asking my 17 year old self if he's lying....

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

Uh oh, he’s gonna get Mono, “the kissers disease”!

Cooties too.

Have him make three left turns to confuse the evil spirits that are guiding him.

 

[Shawn1112]

Uh oh, he’s gonna get Mono, “the kissers disease”!

Cooties too.

Have him make three left turns to confuse the evil spirits that are guiding him.

CPOA

 

[bikrboy128]

He said they've only kissed.

I'm asking my 17 year old self if he's lying....

They may have only kissed. But if they get the chance you knows he's running the bases. Remember when you were 17 ready and willing to fuck any female with a pulse?

 

[Blood on Blood]

 

[Intel]

He said they've only kissed.

I'm asking my 17 year old self if he's lying....

 

[b00sted]

Imagine being 17 and discovering that your dad is discussing your sex life on a 7 page long forum post. The future is rad.

 

[IDAFC21]

If you're 17 you don't know what a forum is This may as well be the dark web.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

Imagine being 17 and discovering that your dad is discussing your sex life on a 7 page long forum post. The future is rad.

This happened with our Dad's too, they just did it in a bar at work on lunch/break, or in the garage with buddies while you were not there.

 

[blue-sun]

He said they've only kissed.

I'm asking my 17 year old self if he's lying....

he kissed between her legs, she kissed his taint.

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

Never had the talk with my parents. Was already banging away by that age. Never knocked up a girl (that I know of). Even if I did, it is way past the age of child support ?

 

[FESTER665]

Your 17 year old son.....

 

[boostedguy05]

Never had the talk with my parents. Was already banging away by that age. Never knocked up a girl (that I know of). Even if I did, it is way past the age of child support ?

Back pay is a thing tho.

Get your wallet ready.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

Never had the talk with my parents. Was already banging away by that age. Never knocked up a girl (that I know of). Even if I did, it is way past the age of child support ?

Yea, I guess I had some level of control so that when the moment arrived, I blew all over her or the back seat (or both). No problems whatsoever.

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

Back pay is a thing tho.

Get your wallet ready.

10% of nothing is?

 

[Huggerorange73]

He said they've only kissed.

I'm asking my 17 year old self if he's lying....

Did you ask him to specify which lips he kissed?

 

[blue-sun]

Did you ask him to specify which lips he kissed?

 

[VenomInside]

 

[DEEZUZ]

I mean kudos to you, for good parenting, for having a kid that seems to have never 'done things' before..

But I'm kinda like....

 

[blakbearddelite]

My parents never had 'the talk' with me. I just remember finding a pack of condoms on my bed one time. To this day, we've still never acknowledged it. There was no discussion or anything, just some condoms randomly left on my bed.

 

[DEEZUZ]

No talk either.

One day I was out of the house when probably 14 and my mom and my cousin 'cleaned" my room and my mom found my variety pack and my cousin says she lost her shit.

"that little motherfucker" my cousin said she yelled.

I got home that night and she went to the dollar store and bought me like 4 packs of these absolute generic shit brand Condoms.

Me, Bae, and my cousin filled them all up with water and stuck them everywhere. In her toilet in her shower, hanging from her rear view mirror, everywhere.

Stayed the fuck out of my business after that

 

[Blood on Blood]

Condoms is one item you want to spend a little more for quality

 

[boostedguy05]

My parents never had 'the talk' with me. I just remember finding a pack of condoms on my bed one time. To this day, we've still never acknowledged it. There was no discussion or anything, just some condoms randomly left on my bed.

I didn't even have that.

 

[DEEZUZ]

I was paying top dollar for teh Durex. Fuckers were like $13/20 pack