YouTube Miami Boat Ramps

[EmersonHart13]

This channel has been my entertainment for the last few days.... Watching people try to dock, backup, and trailer boats is by far the best part but the scenery is generally solid as well.

For example, solid MILF here and these people are struggling....



Channel:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS-CXLneDQckE9UisP3ovjQ

DEEZUZ

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[Yaj Yak]

This channel has been my entertainment for the last few days.... Watching people try to dock, backup, and trailer boats is by far the best part but the scenery is generally solid as well.

For example, solid MILF here and these people are struggling....



Channel:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS-CXLneDQckE9UisP3ovjQ

DEEZUZ

anytime you see a jetboat that style run the fuck away cuz they are going to not know what the fuck they are doing and they absolutely suck to dock/drive slow.

 

[EmersonHart13]

They make a lot of appearances on this channel.

 

[Yaj Yak]

They make a lot of appearances on this channel.

not surprised at allllllll

 

[FESTER665]

I cant back up a trailer to save my life. Hoping there's no video of me ever attempting it.

 

[Yaj Yak]

I cant back up a trailer to save my life. Hoping there's no video of me ever attempting it.

go really fast, make sure to turn your head to look out the back window, drive with only your left foot, and aggressively turn quickly. youll be fine.

 

[FESTER665]

go really fast, make sure to turn your head to look out the back window, drive with only your left foot, and aggressively turn quickly. youll be fine.

Buy a truck with trailer assist.

 

[Yaj Yak]

Buy a truck with trailer assist.

 

[EmersonHart13]

Fuck that little knob is stupid.

Just put your hand on the bottom of the steering wheel.

 

[Yaj Yak]

Fuck that little knob is stupid.

Just put your hand on the bottom of the steering wheel.

no way man, frantically move your hands like your driving a zamboni through a fucking slalom course.

 

[PANDA]

A lot of new boaters recently. Launch ramps are comical at times. Just sucks when you are that qualified captain making that mistake with everyone watching like they are pros and always perfect.

 

[PANDA]

I was removing a boat on the Minocqua chain last weekend. Someone pulls up as I was still removing mine. I get the boat out of the water and pull away. I tell them sorry as they had to wait a few min before they could launch. The family said no issues we are new boaters this is our first time out. They were from IL and had a Fox Waterway Sticker on the boat. I said to myself this should be good after I told them if they needed any help let me know. I noticed they were putting the dock lines and bumpers on the wrong side of the boat. They fixed them and she told me she was very bad backing up. I watched her make a few passes and she finally got it straight. Figured no one else waiting to put in best to make her learn than do it for her. Once the boat was turned around I saw they still had the rear tie downs installed. I reminded them to remove them and check the plug as I left. Hopefully they got the boat to where they were staying. Everyone is quick to make fun of people, and never offer to help.

 

[Yaj Yak]

im so glad im taking a vacation from boating.

 

[EmersonHart13]

im so glad im taking a vacation from boating.

2WD Excursions have made the highlight reel a few times making some smoke shows trying to get up the ramp.

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

When we used to take my friend's jet ski out on to the fox river (launching at boy scout island) we had it down to a science. Using an F-450 tow truck (snatch and grab) with backup camera, line it up, drop it in. One person is on the jet ski and gets over to the dock while the truck and trailer are pulled out.

Coming back, keep jet ski running about 50-60' from launch to stay clear of traffic, wait til trailer wheels just start to touch the water, then make a run towards the trailer. Glide it in and as soon as the bow hit the guides, hit the throttle to see how close we could get to the winch. Usually got within 6-12". Get it out, move over, winch the rest of the way and strap it down. Could have it done in about 1-2 minutes. Had a lot of practice, lol.

 

[EmersonHart13]

No scenery on this one but some great bro PWC action.

 

[EmersonHart13]

These are gems:

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

“Only go as fast as you want to crash into something”

 

[DanJ]

Thanks a lot. Been watching this for the past day for the most part. I really need to go back to work . If you’re looking for “scenery” their wavy boats channel has a few sand bar videos that displays “assets”.

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

Thanks a lot. Been watching this for the past day for the most part. I really need to go back to work . If you’re looking for “scenery” their wavy boats channel has a few sand bar videos that displays “assets”.

And there goes my Friday…

 

[Blood on Blood]

the Boston Whalers

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

So, not Miami, but bye bye GMC

@29 seconds ?

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

So, not Miami, but bye bye GMC

@29 seconds ?

How the FUCK did they manage that

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

From the source article I saw it in, the local chatter is that the owner did have the truck in park (e-brake on?) and that the launch is just incredibly slippery.

(Comment section)

Watch This GMC Sierra Nope Itself Off A Boat Launch Into A Lake

It wasn't the story this reporter came for, but it was definitely the one he left with.

jalopnik.com

 

[Kizzlebizz]

It seriously seems like they paid a couple bucks to get recommended to all of Youtube at the same time. Been watching probably a little over a month, and my brother found it about the same time. Great content all around.