Apple iPhone Master Race

[FESTER665]

Yeah, more apps? Im out.

Peasants need to get blue bubbles.

 

[Jimbo]

oh like the iMessage APP you use already?

Yeah. One app is enough. I don't need 9 million things. I already barely respond to texts, now I need to remember to check another, nope.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Yeah, more apps? Im out.

Peasants need to get blue bubbles.

tell Apple to stop being locked up fruitcakes and release an iMessage for android.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Yeah, more apps? Im out.

Peasants need to get blue bubbles.

OHHH I forgot, it is too hard to install anything on Apple, so you just dont.

 

[Jimbo]

tell Apple to stop being locked up fruitcakes and release an iMessage for android.

Or just get an iPhone

 

[FESTER665]

OHHH I forgot, it is too hard to install anything on Apple, so you just dont.

I've never had an issue installing anything on my iOS devices?

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

You both probably.use apple maps too.

FESTER665 is that why you dont want a new job? Can't rely on apple maps to get you there?

 

[Jimbo]

You both probably.use apple maps too.

FESTER665 is that why you dont want a new job? Can't rely on apple maps to get you there?

I use Waze or Apple Maps. Fuck Google.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

I use Waze or Apple Maps. Fuck Google.

Waze is owned by google.

 

[Jimbo]

Waze is owned by google.

But really, I do like apple maps. Waze is used to confirm my speed after swapping to or from winters to calibrate the speedo lol

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

But really, I do like apple maps. Waze is used to confirm my speed after swapping to or from winters to calibrate the speedo lol

Righttt. Let's see top app usage. I bet Waze is 10x apple maps.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Yeah. One app is enough. I don't need 9 million things. I already barely respond to texts, now I need to remember to check another, nope.

FESTER665 Jimbo

Hey geniuses who dont know how this works, it would take over your default messaging app so it wouldnt be "multiple apps".


Unless apple locks you into their garbage messaging, which I wouldnt be surprised. Shits tighter then a virgin.

 

[Jimbo]

Righttt. Let's see top app usage. I bet Waze is 10x apple maps.

Neither even made the list.

 

[Jimbo]

FESTER665 Jimbo

Hey geniuses who dont know how this works, it would take over your default messaging app so it wouldnt be "multiple apps".


Unless apple locks you into their garbage messaging, which I wouldnt be surprised. Shits tighter then a virgin.

I like my blue bubbles

 

[FESTER665]

You both probably.use apple maps too.

FESTER665 is that why you dont want a new job? Can't rely on apple maps to get you there?

I work 3 miles away in a town ive lived in for 44 years, if I need any maps I have bigger problems.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

I work 3 miles away in a town ive lived in for 44 years, if I need any maps I have bigger problems.

 

[FESTER665]

I never use map apps honestly. That would require me to go somewhere new.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

I like my blue bubbles

On android you can have any color bubbles you want.

So I got blue too.

 

[boostedguy05]

Itll be easier for me to buy them an iPhone instead, but theyll likely not use it just to piss me off more.

You pay for the exrra line on your plan and I'll use it to just text you / group.

 

[FESTER665]

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

This was so fucking true, for a looooong time lol. I remember alex's pixelated ass videos he'd post on SC.

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

 

[Jimbo]

Yeah those lovely android videos that come through like they were sent via carrier pigeon. Like, can we get some more pixels?!

 

[FESTER665]

Cant wait to hear Lord Tin Foilhat tell us thats somehow our fault as well.