Help me write an ad to use for TCG FB marketing

[Mook]

Going to start running periodic FB ads to try and get some fresh eyes on the site. But I'd like to have some help with writing the verbiage. What would an ad have to say in order to get you to click through to the site? And be serious with your replies. This is going to cost me money to do, so I want a real discussion.

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[Lead Pipe]

TCG: Bring your GF with the fat ass over here.

But seriously I would say market Cars and Coffee but with the amount of knobs on the internet that might ruin a good thing really quick.

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

Shiny metal in engine bay shots.
The oddball shit always gets attention.

 

[Mook]

We have no shortage of awesome pics to use, so I'm set there. I just need some verbiage that explains why they should check us out.

 

[Huggerorange73]

TCG We have full frontal nudes of Lead Pipe

Make sure the server can handle the traffic surge...and you deliver on the goods.

 

[Shawn1112]

TCG We have full frontal nudes of Lead Pipe

Make sure the server can handle the traffic surge...and you deliver on the goods.

That didnt take long lol

 

[Mook]

TCG We have full frontal nudes of Lead Pipe

Make sure the server can handle the traffic surge...and you deliver on the goods.

 

[Yaj Yak]

We have no shortage of awesome pics to use, so I'm set there. I just need some verbiage that explains why they should check us out.

do clickbaity shit

 

[Yaj Yak]

TCG: Because you know you actually hate it here on Facebook
TCG: Because Zuck is watching you too closely here
TCG: Because YOU KNOW WHY

 

[Mook]

The Chicago Garage - A social platform that won't ask what exhaust to run 129 times a day.

 

[Yaj Yak]

truth be told, last job, the ads that i had work best, were the ads with the least amount of info/words...

 

[Mook]

truth be told, last job, the ads that i had work best, were the ads with the least amount of info/words...

Agreed, for the most part, more words = less conversion.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

The Chicago Garage - A social platform that won't ask what exhaust to run 129 times a day.

"Cancel culture free"

 

[Chester Copperpot]

TCG: Home of Chicago's very own David Duke... oh and car stuff too.

 

[IceCreamAssassin]

TCG- Come for the cars, stay for the family

Then have Gladiator use photoshop pics of everyone in Alex's Camaro

 

[Huggerorange73]

You're welcome.

 

[Lead Pipe]

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[PANDA]

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[Mook]

You're welcome.
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[Lead Pipe]

Damn those wheels look good

 

[Huggerorange73]

Damn those wheels look good

There is a car in that picture? All I see is a hunk of a bear.

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

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run fer tha border, race in mexico THECHICAGOGAYRAGE.org

opinions are like racecars, keep em in thechicagogarage.org

mook needs a sugar momma, visit thechicagogarage.com

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

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why wouldnt you? thechicagogarage.com

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

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[Turbocharged400sbc]

ever see a car so hideous youd slam yer pecker in a car door to unsee? join the club, TCG


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