Congrats, Carter!

DEEZUZ

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Bald? Check

Truck? Check

Bike? Check

Tiny dick? Double check

Still works? Yup

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daturbosix

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This kid is going to be spoiled as fuck I've decided.

Kitty Kat 120s, Banshee 90s, pit bikes galore. Red Ryder as soon as he can hold it up himself.

Oh, and it better be a fucking boy. Already told Megan I'm cutting her head off if it isn't.

best thing about boys, you only gotta worry about 1 dick.
 

Bub

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This kid is going to be spoiled as fuck I've decided.

Kitty Kat 120s, Banshee 90s, pit bikes galore. Red Ryder as soon as he can hold it up himself.

Oh, and it better be a fucking boy. Already told Megan I'm cutting her head off if it isn't.
You see male sperm doesn't travel the same distance as sperm to make a female. So if a female sperm makes it, it means the travel length was too far for male sperm, thus concluding Carter has a teeny weeny peeny. Sooooooo game on.
 
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