Help Wanted Bristol Ren Faire

Fish

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You guys know the hot crazy matrix right. She was a 5 in the renfair gear, a solid 7 in street clothes and a 8.5-9 minus clothes……plus there was the talent level that was at 50 on a ten point scale. Problem was she was a legit schizophrenic and a very VERY bad type of crazy, very possessive, extremely jealous (like got crazy mad even of people looking at me while driving) and a violent temper and a shit ton of cats. She pulled a knife on me and didn’t want to let me leave to go to work because she said I’d meet other women and leave her plus she had A LOT of knives, swords and archaic mid evil looking weapons. She was half right, I left. I told her we were going to go get some food to get out of her apartment and took off when she went to the bathroom at the restaurant. Now I’m extra paranoid every time I go to the Brat Stop or I’m anywhere in Kenosha/Racine. This all happened about 20 years ago and I’m still terrified I’ll bump into her.
I have an ex like that in Crystal lake. Will pop up out of nowhere and call me. Luckily it’s been awhile but I literally hear MGS sneaking music when I am in or around CL. ?
 
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Shawn1112

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Ren fair not your scene

Surprised Rami Malek GIF by Saturday Night Live
Sounded cool, but nope!
 

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You guys know the hot crazy matrix right. She was a 5 in the renfair gear, a solid 7 in street clothes and a 8.5-9 minus clothes……plus there was the talent level that was at 50 on a ten point scale. Problem was she was a legit schizophrenic and a very VERY bad type of crazy, very possessive, extremely jealous (like got crazy mad even of people looking at me while driving) and a violent temper and a shit ton of cats. She pulled a knife on me and didn’t want to let me leave to go to work because she said I’d meet other women and leave her plus she had A LOT of knives, swords and archaic mid evil looking weapons. She was half right, I left. I told her we were going to go get some food to get out of her apartment and took off when she went to the bathroom at the restaurant. Now I’m extra paranoid every time I go to the Brat Stop or I’m anywhere in Kenosha/Racine. This all happened about 20 years ago and I’m still terrified I’ll bump into her.
Damn, I think I might know her.
 

Sprayin

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You guys know the hot crazy matrix right. She was a 5 in the renfair gear, a solid 7 in street clothes and a 8.5-9 minus clothes……plus there was the talent level that was at 50 on a ten point scale. Problem was she was a legit schizophrenic and a very VERY bad type of crazy, very possessive, extremely jealous (like got crazy mad even of people looking at me while driving) and a violent temper and a shit ton of cats. She pulled a knife on me and didn’t want to let me leave to go to work because she said I’d meet other women and leave her plus she had A LOT of knives, swords and archaic mid evil looking weapons. She was half right, I left. I told her we were going to go get some food to get out of her apartment and took off when she went to the bathroom at the restaurant. Now I’m extra paranoid every time I go to the Brat Stop or I’m anywhere in Kenosha/Racine. This all happened about 20 years ago and I’m still terrified I’ll bump into her.
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Mr_Roboto

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You guys know the hot crazy matrix right. She was a 5 in the renfair gear, a solid 7 in street clothes and a 8.5-9 minus clothes……plus there was the talent level that was at 50 on a ten point scale. Problem was she was a legit schizophrenic and a very VERY bad type of crazy, very possessive, extremely jealous (like got crazy mad even of people looking at me while driving) and a violent temper and a shit ton of cats. She pulled a knife on me and didn’t want to let me leave to go to work because she said I’d meet other women and leave her plus she had A LOT of knives, swords and archaic mid evil looking weapons. She was half right, I left. I told her we were going to go get some food to get out of her apartment and took off when she went to the bathroom at the restaurant. Now I’m extra paranoid every time I go to the Brat Stop or I’m anywhere in Kenosha/Racine. This all happened about 20 years ago and I’m still terrified I’ll bump into her.
That's the kinda girl you keep comprehensive car insurance for. If she lived in Pennsylvania and my buddy Jim didn't date her at some point I'd b e shocked. He got his car keyed, lit on fire etc. more times than I can recall.
 
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That's the kinda girl you keep comprehensive car insurance for. If she lived in Pennsylvania and my buddy Jim didn't date her at some point I'd b e shocked. He got his car keyed, lit on fire etc. more times than I can recall.

Something in my head was telling me “Don’t let this girl know where you live!!!” Luckily I didn’t.
 
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