🏡 Better Homes Brag / Complain About a DIY Project Thread

[DanJ]

just add another level of stairs up to it

 

[GLADIATOR]

The solution is three levels of scaffolding. I need shoulder surgery so I am not lifting and putting together the scaffolding. I can wait two more weeks. If he is a no show gonna get some vatos from Home Depot parking lot. Unless my BFF 01Sleeper wants to give it a shot

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Werner Short-Body Extension Ladder Jack AC10-14-02S - The Home Depot

The Werner Short-Body Ladder Jack provides sideways mobility when using extension ladders. The jack can be used with stages up to 14 in. W and extension ladders with duty ratings types IA and IAA. It mounts on either side of ladder for convenience.

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[Bob Kazamakis]

Werner 7 ft. x 19 in Plywood Decked Aluma-Plank with 250 lb. Load Capacity 5307-19 - The Home Depot

Werner's 7 ft. Plywood Decked Aluma-Plank is designed for use with steel scaffolds to allow users to work safely from side to side. Built to last, the platform is made for 1-person use and features a duty rating of 250 lbs. A generous 19 in. width provides ample, comfortable standing space for a...

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[Lord Tin Foilhat]

No friggin way…
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[Bob Kazamakis]

Legit 2 plain old ladders and a ladder plank will do this. Go rent them at Home Depot, actually haul some shit in that Tacoma and have your son do it in 8 minutes.

 

[GLADIATOR]

Legit 2 plain old ladders and a ladder plank will do this. Go rent them at Home Depot, actually haul some shit in that Tacoma and have your son do it in 8 minutes.

No way Jose…you would still be about three ft away to do all the wiring leaning over.

 

[DEEZUZ]

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Wares Juan's big dong

 

[GLADIATOR]

I thought about an extension ladder and resting it against the incline but I don’t know how sturdy it would be and with my luck would cave in an then I have to fix drywall on ceiling

 

[DEEZUZ]

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Holy Fuck is this racist.

 

[DEEZUZ]

You made him to look Puerto Rican, he's Mexican!

 

[Jimy Bilmo]

Potato potato

 

[Jimy Bilmo]

 

[GLADIATOR]

I am a Modelo guy also

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

No way Jose…you would still be about three ft away to do all the wiring leaning over.
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How short are your arms?

 

[DanJ]

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This looks like a solid plan. However I would not do it in the nude, because if you wife has to call the ambulance after you break your back that would just be embarrassing.

 

[Jimy Bilmo]

This looks like a solid plan. However I would not do it in the nude, because if you wife has to call the ambulance after you break your back that would just be embarrassing.

They’ve seen tiny peckers before. Won’t be the first and won’t be the last.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Holy Fuck is this racist.

 

[Shawn1112]

Potato potato

Not really

One comes from an island that’s part of the USA, and is entitled to everything an American is. The other is their own country and not entitled to shit if they sneak over. They really don’t care for each other for the most part. Ricans are called spics, Mexicans are called wetbacks. Ongoing joke between a lot of Ricans and Mexicans (at least my guys). Ricans are lazy cause everything is given to them, Mexicans bust their asses to get everything. I grew up with a mixture of both. My 2 kids god fathers one is Mexican the other is a Rican

The food is way different as well

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

He won’t need a safety strap, just hook your boner behind a ladder rung. Might need some small rungs though.

 

[DanJ]

I’m just going to say it. Ceilings like that are fucking stupid. All your heat goes up there, you have to find nick nack bullshit to put on that shelf, it inevitably collects dust, then when you want to change your light fixture you have to erect scaffolding or Jerry rig ladders and planks to inevitably fall to your death. Glad I don’t have to deal with these wealthy people problems

 

[Jimy Bilmo]

Not really

One comes from an island that’s part of the USA, and is entitled to everything an American is. The other is their own country and not entitled to shit if they sneak over. They really don’t care for each other for the most part. Ricans are called spics, Mexicans are called wetbacks. Ongoing joke between a lot of Ricans and Mexicans (at least my guys). Ricans are lazy cause everything is given to them, Mexicans bust their asses to get everything. I grew up with a mixture of both. My 2 kids god fathers one is Mexican the other is a Rican

The food is way different as well

I know the difference, I just fuck with my buddies because I know it pisses them off when I call them a rican if they’re mexican or mexican if they’re rican.

 

[GLADIATOR]

They’ve seen tiny peckers before. Won’t be the first and won’t be the last.

 

[frank]

Would think with a fixture that high up and hard to get to would have a motor to lower it, seen that in a few houses back home.

 

[DanJ]

Not really

One comes from an island that’s part of the USA, and is entitled to everything an American is. The other is their own country and not entitled to shit if they sneak over. They really don’t care for each other for the most part. Ricans are called spics, Mexicans are called wetbacks. Ongoing joke between a lot of Ricans and Mexicans (at least my guys). Ricans are lazy cause everything is given to them, Mexicans bust their asses to get everything. I grew up with a mixture of both. My 2 kids god fathers one is Mexican the other is a Rican

The food is way different as well

I dated a Mexican girl for 4 years. When I met her parents her mom said “I’m just glad you’re not Puerto Rican” . They were also super mean to girls from different states in Mexico. I forgot which state it was but they said that’s where all the ugly Mexicans were from.