Best Bottled Water?

GLADIATOR

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Does it have the healthy properties like Fiji, Eternal, etc?
I am not an expert on smart water but they add magnesium electrolytes etc to the water unlike ETERNAL WATER which is NATURALLY PERFECT already and has nothing added. So I don’t know about health benefits from smart water. ETERNAL WATER is also Kosher and Organic certified if you are looking for that type of product.
 

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I am not an expert on smart water but they add magnesium electrolytes etc to the water unlike ETERNAL WATER which is NATURALLY PERFECT already and has nothing added. So I don’t know about health benefits from smart water. ETERNAL WATER is also Kosher and Organic certified if you are looking for that type of product.
So it’s untreated “spring” water?
 

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GLADIATOR

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You guys ever see the lines at the pump in Schiller Woods?

It's like Eternal Water that you get for free if you want to pump it yourself. :s00ls:

There are several springs all over the US like this that people go to.
 

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Kosher? Blessed by a Rabbi?
Eternal is parave kosher which means no meat or dairy and kosher machines used to bottle. It’s the U symbol on the package
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Eternal is parave kosher which means no meat or dairy and kosher machines used to bottle. It’s the U symbol on the package
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Two questions:

1. Why would a machine that churns butter, slaughters pigs or grinds a cow into hamburger meat be used for collecting and bottling water?

2. How are fish, bird and bear piss / shit contaminants removed from the water prior to bottling?
 

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Two questions:

1. Why would a machine that churns butter, slaughters pigs or grinds a cow into hamburger meat be used for collecting and bottling water?

2. How are fish, bird and bear piss / shit contaminants removed from the water prior to bottling? - "ancient rocks".
2. How are fish, bird and bear piss / shit contaminants removed from the water prior to bottling? - "ancient rocks"

Like I said, bottled by a monkey:
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GLADIATOR

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Two questions:

1. Why would a machine that churns butter, slaughters pigs or grinds a cow into hamburger meat be used for collecting and bottling water?

2. How are fish, bird and bear piss / shit contaminants removed from the water prior to bottling?
1. The biggest issue is bottlers make the beverage on the same line as all the other beverages they make. Smart water is just another created beverage. It’s made on the same machines that have sugar corn syrup ribolflavin and color dyes go through. When Miller started bottling old style people swore they could taste miller in the oldstyle product.
2. Eternal Water is sourced from the ground so no bear shit. They blast with ultraviolet light and then bottle.
 

Blood on Blood

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1. The biggest issue is bottlers make the beverage on the same line as all the other beverages they make. Smart water is just another created beverage. It’s made on the same machines that have sugar corn syrup ribolflavin and color dyes go through. When Miller started bottling old style people swore they could taste miller in the oldstyle product.
2. Eternal Water is sourced from the ground so no bear shit. They blast with ultraviolet light and then bottle.

Smart Water is created and bottled on the same production line as Coca Cola soda products?
 
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